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Posts posted by Kitman

  1. 13 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

    But they’re a massive club, so should really be helping out the likes of the smaller Championship clubs. 

    Especially since they have a special relationship with all of them. Except Grimsby and Darlington cos they look like mags. FTM!

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  2. 14 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

    He's utter fucking mediocrity, mind. He even talks a shit game.

    I think at this point in time we can only dream of mediocrity. Its panning out pretty much as people predicted: a season of struggle with shit football and relegation looking likely at some point. We’d be favourites to go down if it weren’t for some jammy results. I guess its better to be lucky than good, which is just as well in Brewceys case.

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  3. 4 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

    Oh aye, it is when you're not the one getting the phone calls asking WTF XYZ hasn't been sent to site yet, or when you goto meetings and get a royal fucking.

    If you were out walking your dog like everyone else, these wouldnt be an issue

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  4. 39 minutes ago, Chaser said:

    Genuine question, if we got to the FA cup final (winning it is stretching it a bit :D) but got relegated, is that a failure or a success? I'd be quids in on a relegation. 

    Periodic relegation is part of our reality. I’d feel massively conflicted if we had a cup run, cos I don’t want either the fat cunts ownership or his choice of manager to be validated. On the other hand I’d love a good cup run....

  5. 4 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

    We've done this one before too. £190mil comes from tv money. £20mil comes from gate receipts. He doesn't need the fans as long as the club remains in the premier league. And when we get relegated and he loses the golden goose he invests enough money to ensure we get promoted at the first time of asking.


    I can understand people hating Ashley, but name calling and hating your fellow fans who go to the match is playground stuff. It's no wonder we get fuck all new members on here mind. Groundhog day with the same people shouting at the sky time and time again. 

    I don’t think ashley needs the fans to stay in the PL but he does need them as wallpaper for TV. We won’t be offered the same number of TV matches nor get the same exposure for his shitty company without the ground being packed out. Also the general public realise is something is very wrong when the fans stay away, and pundits cant get away with trotting out the same old shit about how much ashley has done for the club and the usual cliches.

    He’s proved that by offering free tickets/cheap deals to get people in. Large swathes of empty seats on TV are pretty much the only thing that hurts him and his shitty brand.


  6. 3 minutes ago, Rayvin said:

    Then why have they spent 4 months allegedly in talks? We assume his reason for this charade is to win over the fans and secure renewals or whatever. But he's been under reasonable pressure with attendances, enough to offer free tickets even, and hasn't revealed this. It's come out now at a point where he's under relatively lower pressure because Bruce is muddling through well enough. 


    It doesn't make any strategic sense for him to leak it now just for a two day boost before he kills it. And it also doesn't make any sense for him to waste 4 months talking to them and permitting due diligence if he has no intention of selling.


    So i think he must actually be serious about it.

    Nothing Ashley does makes sense when it comes to us. In his case you can’t use words like strategic and planning except in an ironic sense

  7. 17 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

    The only player(s) we sign this window is some unknown shite from the French / Portuguese B leagues

    aka “value for money” :lol:


    If we really did spunk 40 million on joelinton, I doubt there will be much spending on transfers if any. 

  8. The articles posted by J69 reminds me of john dahl tomasson, someone who we all thought was a dog shit striker until he moved to a club that actually understood where and how to play him. Im not saying he will have as successful a career as JDT but surely Joelinton can’t be this bad.

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