[Allan Saint-Maximin]

1 hour ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Absolutely no chance of St Maxi getting benched or moved on for this guy. Creates nothing, scores nothing, provides absolutely nothing in attack which is his job. 

 

As a great man once said:

 

"Señor, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for the headless chook."

 

 

Headless chook? Well done for not rushing to judgement on a young player who was settling in to a new team and city this season

[Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER]

5 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

😳

 

 

This is where we heal our hurts my preciousssssssssss

[Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER]

12 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Is that Leo Sayer?

[mackem messageboard gold]

Another Wearside Jack, how nice

[Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER]

1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:

Looks like his penis is holding itself up 

That’s his cojones. Hes all sack and no sausage

[mackem messageboard gold]

1 hour ago, Alex said:

It would be funny enough anyway but they absolutely love vastly inferior players like Cattermole and Kevin Ball. The latter would’ve probably needed a Vanuatuan grandparent to get an international call-up. 

His grandad was a bit of a diver apparently 

 

[Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER]

4 hours ago, ohhh_yeah said:

 

   

 

 

Is he meant to be holding up his penis?

[mackem messageboard gold]

3 minutes ago, ohhh_yeah said:

 

Bellingham set to sign for Sunderland.   

 

* tears of pride *
 

On the river where the litter used to float….

[Todd Boehlys Turgid Turtle Heads V Eddie Howe’s Swashbuckling Shithousing Champions League Qualifiers]

17 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

Next season will be the wurst. 

Links?

[mackem messageboard gold]

2 hours ago, Howay said:

 Spot on, they last finished 4th in the top tier in the 1954-55 season, or 3rd in 1949-50. They’ll never achieve what we’ve managed this season in my lifetime and as you say we’re moving up from here, they’re an absolute non entity of a football club. 

Ah but it doesn’t count because…..oh never mind

[Eddie's RELENTLESSLY Pressing Champions League-bound Mags vs Dean Smith's Soft-Centre Championship-bound Foxes]

4 minutes ago, Rayvin said:

 

He had one play, it was to suckerpunch us at the end. I respect the endeavour, he almost got it, wasn't to be.

aka the Allardyce. Keep them out for 85 minutes and cling on for a scrappy goal from a set piece.

[Eddie's RELENTLESSLY Pressing Champions League-bound Mags vs Dean Smith's Soft-Centre Championship-bound Foxes]

Fantastic season, well done lads! Unbelievable to be in the CL again, HTL!

[mackem messageboard gold]

I see it’s Coventry vs Luton in the EPL play off final

* double snigger *

 

[mackem messageboard gold]

So they want to replace their manager, who took a newly promoted club into the play-offs? Seems mental given the fans have raved about the season theyve just had and no-one is calling for him to be replaced. 

[mackem messageboard gold]

Bad luck lads, maybe next year

 

* snigger *

[Transfers, 2023-24 season]

24 minutes ago, sammynb said:

 

Wouldn't Toney also tick that box?

Bit of a gamble

[Eddie Howe’s Huge Sausage Mags vs Allardyce’s Pint of Gravy Yorkshire Cunts 13/05/23 12:30pm]

Let’s fuck them and Allardyce up royally (God save the King etc)

[Transfers, 2023-24 season]

56 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Although I've never heard of him I did spell his name out last week when I had an eye test.

I think it’s what Bill Cosby says after he’s administered the rohypnol. Zabazazoobie!

[Who do you want to be relegated?]

I’d like to see Leeds relegated, solely because Allardyce is their manager. I can’t believe we ended up with him and Bruce as our manager - not only are they pompous and useless frauds, theyre also hugely painful to look at and listen to, with massive egos  I hated them before they became our manager and I hated them even more afterwards. Rotten as managers, producing rotten football and rotten as people.  Ruining clubs and stealing a living since forever.
 

Fuck Allardyce and all who sail in him (sorry Leeds).

[Who do you want to be relegated?]

9 hours ago, The Fish said:

It's happening lads.

 

 

That suggests we only need 2 points from our remaining 5 fixtures to guarantee 4th spot. I like.

[Transfers, 2023-24 season]

I’ve reported myself btw

[Transfers, 2023-24 season]

39 minutes ago, OTF said:

 Sz in Hungarian is pronounced the same as an English S. Just an S in Hungarian is an English Sh. So it's 'Soboslai'.

Thanks. It’s probably academic but he could have ‘typo’ as his nickname

[Other Games 22/23]

2 minutes ago, Andrew said:

 

Ben White came through the academy but Ashworth was technical director for the signing of all of them apart from Burn.

 

Its a hell of a track record

And yet for 15 years we had Lee Charnley and Mike Ashley in charge of scouting and acquiring new players. A policy so short sighted it beggars belief 

[Transfers, 2023-24 season]

2 hours ago, Toonpack said:

 

Hell of a score on Scrabble an all.

 

P.s. never heard of the unpronounceable fucker 🤷🏼‍♂️

Szoboszlai sounds like something I’d say (or sing)when I’m very drunk

[General Random Conversation..]

7 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Bad news mate- he won. 

* sigh *

In a way we’ve all lost