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Great day to pad the goal difference, it seems. Cricket scores in the second half please lads.

Mackems making their way to the match on the 14th: (possibly the hatewatch of the century) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IfavsALqtw

Managed to expose almost all of our issues as a team in one match. It's almost impressive. Pile of shite. Much to do.

Makes our win look even better from our perspective at the same time.

GET IN! NEVERMIND FUCKING SCRABBLE!

Christ, The Complete Oral History of Scrabble would be more entertaining than this at the moment.

Holy Christ, there's nothing left! - Frank after he gets sacked before he can even get on the coach home

Kudus' fancy shite there near his own box almost got his team caught out. Be fuming if that was one of ours. But it wasn't, so keep it up mate!

Just happy I've been able to get up and watch the game! Seem to have caught a nasty cold ffs lol. Love to see Miley starting, always brilliant to have an academy talent who can actually contribute to the first team. Hopefully we have a few more come through.

Ideal situation for me is we absolutely thump these and then get to enjoy their stupid social media meltdown and "LatestManagerOut" Twitter campaign afterwards. I'll be a bit conservative... 8-0, Nick hattrick, Elanga brace, Bruno free kick worldie, Thiaw header and Barnes 30 yard thundercunt. And Thomas Frank's hair falls out at full-time live on telly. Nowt special like, just a routine victory for Eddie's resurgent black and white horde.

Ramsdale has got to be our keeper for the rest of the season. Already looks better than Pope right now, who I'd say we need to move on in the summer. Shame, but that's football and he's just not good enough. Ideally, we'll look for a younger upgrade in the summer to start in goal and maybe a strong backup as well, but the latter is just a personal preference. Think we need to build from the back in the summer - GK and LB are what we should be looking for first IMO, then cover up front and anywhere else. Hopefully, we'll have the financial space to do it.

You could piss all over that piece of shite and the halfwitted ogres would ask who polished it.

Quite new to regular posting on here, so was debating whether I should, but wanted to jump in and say happy birthday to CT! Hope you've had a lovely day and that you didn't break your back blowing out your candles. LOL, but seriously. All the best on your big day.

You might have to be a bit more specific there. 🤣

Couldn't get a wink of sleep until about 6, the medication I take for it didn't seem to work as it usually does. I've only just woken up in the past hour. Was absolutely miserable when I opened my eyes until I remembered that we not only won last night, but we bullied, embarrassed and ran rings round our opposition. Got a smile on my face now and ready to tackle some garden work. A Newcastle United win could make even the most shite day feel like heaven. I adore this club. Hope yous all enjoy your Sundays. Lovely roast dinner for me later. Can't wait.