Jonny_nufc

Peter van "hello i am not a cat" on a journey to bolivia

Juan Sebastian Tiddlywink on a unicycle

Nice one Matt

Would of preferred to keep Milner like but you cant have everything, good deal, we are a very good side... on paper.

I hope its an all cash deal.

Just seen it there on Sky aye! excellent news!

frm .com

I've always liked him tbh

I am 99% sure a decision will be made in the next few hours! 25307[/snapback] They're not exactly laying it on the line are they! Might as well have said, "We can exclusively reveal that Solan either will...or won't be signing for NUFC tonight" 25327[/snapback]

I think we will sign him, but my sky is fuckin' off because of the storm, keep me updated lads.

"Reports say hes undergoing a medical tonight" On Look North.

Deep Dish - Swallow Freemasons - Love on my mind Planet Perfecto - Not over yet A guy called Gerald - Voodoo Ray Harlequin fours - Set it off

Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney. The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize. One particular game, however, several months ago made the City of Big Shoulders drop to its knees with laughter. Here's how it all went down: DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?" Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have." DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win. What is your name? First only please." Contestant: "Brian." DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?" Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married." DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please." Brian: "Sara." DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?" Brian: "She is gonna kill me." DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?" Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work." DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?" Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning." DJ: "Atta boy, Brian." Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..." DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?" Brian: "About 10 minutes." DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake." Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice." DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning? Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..." DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?" Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for a couple of weeks..." DJ: "Uh huh..." Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time." DJ: "Atta boy, Brian." Brian: "On the kitchen table." DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventurous than the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this." [ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ] DJ: "Okay audience; let's call Sara, shall we?" (Touch tones.....ringing....) Clerk: "Kinkos." DJ: "Hey, is Sara around there somewhere?" Clerk: "This is she." DJ: "Sara, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now." Sara: (laughing) "A couple of hours?" DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?" Sara: "No." DJ: "Good!" Brian: (laughing) Sara: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?" Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest." DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sara. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us. Sara: (laughing) "Yes." DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sara?" Sara: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work." DJ: "What time?" Sara: "Around 8 this morning." DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?" Sara: "12, 15 minutes maybe." DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sara. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?" Sara: (laughing) "Yes." DJ: "Where did you have it?" Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?" Brian: "Just tell him, honey." DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sara?" Sara: "Well..." DJ: Come on Sara.....where did you have it? PTO Sarah: "Up the arse....." After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a station break"

Of course it is my dear, your a lady. I wouldn't try throwing, catching or reading a map either if I were you. Women: know your limits 14629[/snapback]

1 - Hahahaha 2 - Depends what you mean by cheap probably as above 3 - Everywhere, Tescos, Sainsburys, MacDonalds 4 - Most definitely 5 - No, 6 - If you like, most of them won't understand anyway 14627[/snapback] Cheers mate, your advice is appreciated.

jesus wept! When you are old enough we will explain these things to you. As for your nose bleed, are you after another one? 14597[/snapback] Calm down dear! Whats the matter, time of the month? 14601[/snapback] LOL. fortunately i dont really get any problems with PMT, only trouble i experience is my breasts swell to twice the bloody size and i can tell you, its bloody uncomfortable 14616[/snapback] 1 positive to come from it then.

lowering my usual high standards for a weekend down London next week. few questions......... 1. where can i find an english chippy that does proper gravy? 2. where are the best (cheapest) whorehouses? 3. where can i buy crack cocaine? 4. will i have to dress down so i don't stand out as upper class? 5. do you still travel in horse & carts (steptoe & son stylee)? 6. Will i have to change my currency, to blend in with the multi-cultural society down there?

Just bored, and i happen to think its true.

Fact!.

jesus wept! When you are old enough we will explain these things to you. As for your nose bleed, are you after another one? 14597[/snapback] Calm down dear! Whats the matter, time of the month? 14601[/snapback]

jesus wept! When you are old enough we will explain these things to you. As for your nose bleed, are you after another one? 14597[/snapback]

I think they're just faking it to get extra sympathy and some slack for a few days a month. I had a nosebleed that lasted for three hours one time, I didn't cry about it.

Their isnt many of them either is there? Active users that is...