Lazarus

i dont understand why theyve even released walcotts to injury to the press. its not as if the nation is gonna collectively shit its pants is it ? now if robinson were to get injured - that would be a brown trouser moment.

he'll have to stand on a few yellow pages to reach

we sold him - got 1.5m and negotiated a percentage of any future fee.

each keeper has made a brilliant save. very good first half.

maybe the refs got one of those tazers up his shirt in case of excessive stepovers

the refs got something stuffed up his shirt

portugal inches wides after 11 seconds !

Angola have a machete on their national flag

3:1 now brilliant header by the mexican shortarse.

schoolboy error by iran keeper. 2:1 to mexico.

that mexico coach looks rougher than a badgers he looks completely hungover.

Decent game actually. iran are slightly the weaker side but are giving a good account of themselves.

looks like half the stadium is orange !

saw a great clip on a mate's mobile last nite. didnt dawn on me to get it sent to my phone though lass with huge chebs sitting on the bog in what appears to be a club/pub toilet. she starts playing with her tits - squeezing them and sucking them she then starts playing with her minge. her mate (who's recording it all on her phone) then joins in. Brilliant stuff - very pretty lass anarl.

theres no mention of them tweaking the game code to speed the game up a bit more. i'm sure they have though

Argie Bassas !

trinidad were brilliant !

is that what that was? i find the interactive options incredibly distracting so i always press the 'back' button to get rid.

That swedish bloke has a wisp ! a wisp 80's tastic.

yeah that.

if you typed out billy connollys stuff or eddie izzards it would look totally pants as well.

the sun brings oot the mingers as well like

you got a silver spoon up your jacksie ?