Asprilla

That would have been funny. If we were still at school. Many people here make posts with subtle and knowing references. Those who spot them, enjoy and appreciate them. Then someone like yourself comes along like a big happy labrador and drools all over them panting and barking as if nobody else was able to see it. They could see it. It just didn't need saying.

Both of them should be banned and only let back when they agree to just be football clubs.

Tuna army?

Well done. You noticed the double entendre. How perceptive!

Well, apart from not understanding words 3,4 and 5 of your post, all I can say is try and keep your attacks for when they're merited. That way everyone's happy.

I was going to say knobhead, but thought cocksucker was a better word.

Cheers for the unprovoked attack numbnuts. What's the "K" stand for Phil? Cocksucker?

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Well, it ain't me.

And to come on here acting like you're the only freelancer in the village. 39129[/snapback] I'm prepared to bet that I'm far from being the only person doing any sort of "lancing", free or otherwise. Isn't someone here a TV producer? You work for yourself as well don't you?

Jackie Milburn?

In all seriousness it must be nice to be able to make a living doing something you love. And you're right about Wacky, he's hilarious! 38955[/snapback] It's very rewarding but I've worked hard to be able to! You also have to accept that you will earn less than your mates for a while and you can't do everything maybe they can. After that though....WORLD DOMINATION!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The last job I did was for the worldwide version of The F**king Fulfords, before that Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares. I haven't done any ads. They are more difficult to get than you'd think. They pay pretty well so I'd be happy to get one but without being in London, you can't do the necessary schmoozing. It can be a full time job in itself and I came here to write an album of songs. If that doesn't work out, I'll probably move back down south and schmooze.

Sima. Do you ever do or say anything positive? 38469[/snapback] Yes when it warrants it tbh. 38673[/snapback] But do you find it easier to see negative things than positive things? You know, generally?

Back to your nine to five grinds eh boys?! Take it out on me! Beats sorting your own lives out BTW alex....there's this thing called the internet.....you can send music to LONDON!! with it!! I can work from home and they send me nice cheques! And yes it was a funny post by Wacky. He has a bit of style about him even if I don't particularly like him.

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That you Oor Wullie?

Huh?!

It'll be harder next time if Liverpool make an offer of say £12m. As Real wanted rid, it was a simple case of selling to the highest bidder. We all know though, that in this day and age, once a player wants to go, there's not much anyone can really do about it. Our hand could well be forced next year. Lets just hope he falls in love with the place!

Cheers for not chucking your toys out! I know it's a touchy subject. I hear you on the fans getting under your skin, year in year out. I just always thought it would be amusing and patronising to ignore them. Like Spurs hate Arsenal, but Arsenal hating ManU as they are true rivals. And like England hating Germany but not caring so much about Scotland.

HA! Top half I'm sorry, but I don't hate Sunderland. I'm sure some may think that stops me being a true fan. I dislike Boro though. Grotty place and a dull team. Also that "called off" game last year or the year before. Just out of interest, why DO you hate Sunderland. Is it just the local rivalry thing? Or just cause it's the done thing? I can understand certain rivalries that come up, but just because they're geographically close? *expects massive abuse but hopes for the best*

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There was one in Plymouth called By Jovi.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/t...ted/4280556.stm Owen wants to justify price tag Newcastle 1-0 Man City Michael Owen has underlined his determination to justify Newcastle's £17m investment in him following his first Magpies goal at St James' Park. Former Real Madrid striker Owen scored the winner against Manchester City, taking Newcastle's points tally to seven in his three games to date. The 25-year-old told the club website: "When you spend a lot of money on a player you expect results. "I am confident of proving my worth and scoring goals while I am here." He added: "As a striker, you always want to get off the mark and having done that at Blackburn the next thing was to score at home. "I'm hoping that is going to happen a few more times." Owen conceded that his arrival had increased expectations at St James' Park. "Everyone wanted three points on my debut and that didn't happen but seven points from three games isn't bad, " he stated. "I am pleased with that and am looking forward to the rest of the season." My paranoia or Freudian slip?

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