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aye fuck it crap idea tbh

Real first name:paul Nickname: kato Age:29 Occupation: systems administrator Location: hartlepool, work in newcastle Language(s) spoken? english Avatart - why? dunno Previous avatarts? cant remember Tell us when you first joined the boards? cant remember, not long ago Board highlights? jokes and decent banter Board lowlights? souness What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? wanking Pets? tropical fish I play a bit like.... emre Football heroes? shearer, henry, rooney, ronaldo, ronhaldino Football villains? anyone in a boro or sunderland shirt Best advice given? dont fuck blokes Ideal partner? Adriana Lima Ideal dinner date? Kiera Knightley Ideal meal? minge Can you cook? yes Current wheels? Toyota Celica vvti / honda 250crf Biggest influence? Valentino Rossi TV programmes? sky sports news Burger and chips or fish and chips? both Chinese or indian? What do you order? both, more chinese Favourite tunes? ding dong the witch is deed Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? for what ? George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? for what Favourite film? devils advocate or jaws If I won a million pounds.... Id have a million quid Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 6..ish Ever suspended/expelled from school? yes Favourite insult? daft cunt Not a lot of people know that...... I went out with a spearmint rhino girl Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? 300 quid suit How many pairs of shoes do you own? 4/5 I'm obsessed with..... wanking In 5 years time, I hope to be.... wanking

hows the bin doing ?

spend a lot of time looking in bins for playboy mags do you ? I'll let you have one of mine, for a reacharound

botter

that website is utter fucking class

Get some black paint and write slut all over the front of his house. That should teach th efucker and its a bit like community service what with repainting, also give him something to sppend his oddly earned cash on. Might ber interesting to get the girlfriends view on his new loook house too !

fuck knows what he is going to do now

Consider the sting a success

text the lad the url for this thread, the time has come. pm me the number and I will do it if you want

Good work fellas, get the pics on here and the number pmed out so we can bombard the fucker with texts

just got ten to one at ladbrokes that hitzfield will be there, cock in hand. *off a tramp that just called me a scruffy immigrant get

Still camped out, 3 chavs walked past 30 minutes ago and scoped the place a bit. nothing suspicious, but they did come over and ask me for a chow mein. Cheeky fuckers

Ill, erm, be disguised as a chinese man...... in a tent

Ill be camping out overnight at Durham Library to see if they place any lookouts around the place overnight, this is the work of one of them chinese gangs I reckon

I didnt know so had mates from boro

What does she do for thirty five a piece, baring in mind I'm a dwarf 116617[/snapback] for that my man you could take a trip into her innards shes a big un

Just been sent a picture of her in action last weekend with a pigeon world reader....

Wacky, if I kneel behind her you can push her over me and we can get the dough and do one. I know this lass that will shag for 70 quid so need the cash

I reckon each forum member should drop an envelope at th edrop point with th e toontastic username in it, when she gets there and sees all the envelopes she will shit it. Not only that but we will have loads of pictures of us lot in disguises planting 50 quids for cock hungry kids, we should get a points system going for the best tache, greasy mac, spunk stained troosers etc... wicked

pmfsl I reckon we should hire a helicopter and follow her to find her drop points, then all we have to do is wait for peodos to drop 50 quid off in envelopes, go over, nick them and..... waddyano, were fuckin rich (well, 4 quid 34penxe better off tbqf)

Has to happen , I can visit Durham and take pictures if needs be. Catch her cakhanded

Someone should dress up s a tramp and just beat her to the envelope and pull out 50 quid, then offer it back to her for a nosh. See if she means busness...

I love mine, unreal for driving games

as for chucking yourself round a biscuit....it means fancy a cup of tea I think