Li3nZ

Are you bored?!

Nope, still sufering from the rare girls-falling-at-my-feet syndrome! Makes my life a misery. Couldn't afford the op in the end, getting it done on the NHS instead so im in a waiting list thats 500 years long - along with the new revolutionary treatment "flab implants" for what medical experts only descibe as "sex gods" and cause (to quote the bbc website) "irrational and uncontrollable attacks from attractive females". I heard the donor was a fat kid from reading. poor chap! Hey! if you need any more info, just chat to me on Windows MSN chat, thats whats "hip" for you kids isn't it? My email add is "li3nzthesexmachine@hotmail.com" Look forward to hearing from you mate!

Well, not yet, but I suppose it could be a good laugh with the right people Brock! keep on going!

yes, and more!

Well, having received PM there was another toontastic board knocking about I thought I would join, seeing as the other one is pretty crap. Done a random search on my name, and although admittedly pittiful but in the same way falttering, there is actually 14 threads about me. You bunch of sad kids! Nice to see I am still popular as ever though. In response to the many, side splitting, hilarious "jokes" about where I may be, I've been busy as always with something many of you boys have never done! Au Revoir.