Li3nZ

I had to reset my password. Haven't logged on in so long although I have always browsed the forum. I've been biling, seething even, since deadline day and after what I have heard I thought I would write something on here again.

Andy Carroll is young, naive, and (defending his personal position regarding contract request) is like any one of us who would look to improve their salary if there are options on the table elsewhere. Andy did not want to leave this club I am 100% sure of that and this club should have met his contract request in line with the demand for him elsewhere. You do not sell of your best assets you honour them and do everything you can to keep them. I am very close to a member of Andy's immediate family, and I do not have an ounce of doubt inside me that he was treated in a disgusting and ungrateful manner. The stories in the Chronicle are a conservative translation of what I believe has actually happened to avoid causing complete and utter chaos with the fans and club. I do not want to expand on what I have heard but I know a lot of people know the real story about how he has been treated and Mike Ashley should not survive this one, it is one step too far. regarding the transfer fee, stupid money using common sense but the value in real terms is penny shit. Ashley is operating a false economy, the price of relegation far outweighs this individual transfer fee and Andy is the sort of play that can make that difference. I am gutted we have lost this lad and still coming to terms with this shocking decision. It's OK, sooty and sweep our manager and md have promised to reinvest the money in the club, just like they promised to keep their best and most promising player. I expect to see plans for a new 30 mill sportsdirect store in the near future.

Hull 1 point from those three. Newcastle 3 points from those games. Newcastle go down. Can't see us getting more than a single win, at best. The shitness of the team at the moment is unreal, I can't see where the goals are going to come from so maybe my 3 points prediction is optimistic. Maybe we will get more than a single win, who knows, maybe Shearer will come out of retirement and maybe he will score the winner that will keep us up in a mesmorising end of season finale.... then reality will set in and all we have to look forward to is a weekend away in Blackpool next season.

I can see SBR's point, and tend to agree with most of his commentary but surely the fact that Ashley CHOSE those mongs to run the club means he is liable for some if not all of the blame?! Even if Ashley's only downfall is naivety, it's on a grand scale, letting the likes of Wise run a major part of the club / business is nuts. SBR is still a legend.

Barton: Crap footballer, and a liability. Shearer could have used different wording in the interview, but he's only saying what everyone else is thinking. More of that the better.

I admire your optimism and I genuinely believe the support for the next two home games at the ground will be ramped up! We all know how important these games are, Liverpool was always a no show and any kind of result from this game would have been a shocker. The Boro and Fulham games are the biggies and what really matter, along with that half of this teams fate is completely out of our hands!

The likes of Bassong, Enrique, Martins, and Gutierrez are sure to go. However, I disagree with your top line of players. Wages will be too high for current dross such as Smith, Duff, Coloccini, Owen, and Viduka. Getting rid of these players with a fresh start is the miniscule bonus of relegation. Staying up and a return to form for these players if my favoured option! However...

Resigned myself to relegation, anythig better will be a bonus. Mind was made up after the utter dog shit performance at home against Portsmouth - if we can't take that chance, and those chances on the day, we don't deserve any better. I did not and do not want Newcastle to go down but the thought of getting rid of the dead wood is the shining beacon of light the end of a very dark tunnel! Bring back fat fred...

Watch out, I can see all the Barton bum boys bashing away an angry response now! Remember, he's not shit, just "recovering from injury" - an injury that has apparently rmeoved his basic ability to pass a ball. Oh and he's going to jail. As much as he may be a cunt in the outside world, all that wouldn't really bother me if he was putting in good performances on a Saturday afternoon. The fact he's been absolute dross all season just makes the whole situation far worse.

Watch out, I can see all the Barton bum boys bashing away an angry response now! Remember, he's not shit, just "recovering from injury" - an injury that has apparently rmeoved his basic ability to pass a ball. Oh and he's going to jail. As much as he may be a cunt in the outside world, all that wouldn't really bother me if he was putting in good performances on a Saturday afternoon. The fact he's been absolute dross all season just makes the whole situation far worse.

Was that the one with blue versus red, and each team had players "on rails". You had controls behind your teams goal and you controlled the player by pushing forward and back, which made the player "run" forward or back, and you would then twizzle the stick to make them kick> If so, I agree. Was superb! Much better than subbuteo or Pro Action Football and it's dodgy matt.

Not really. It's a board OF knobs, hence why it goes hours without new posts sometimes, and hence why newcastle online is about 10 times busier. I'm just here to try and teach you the error of your ways! No you are here because you can't post on N-O due to being a complete cock Patrokles did completely own you by the way factory boy You should take a look at the car park at Tyneside printers in Fawdon and see some of the motors these factory boys are driving. They're just machine printers doing continental shifts, they are on 40 K a year. It's actually a skilled trade and you'll probably find that people working shifts on the shop floor, other than the very basic sorters and basic operators are earning substantial salaries much higher than the guys upstairs sitting at a desk in the average office jobs. They guy above bragging about the degree... You are obviously a legend. Having an apartment and a job. God, Alan Sugar will be quaking in his boots.

Mythbusters: debunked Does this mean someone has attempted to prove it may be true?

I'm still not buying this "selling your best players" tactic, it's one I have never been able to get my head round.

If the film Snatch is to be believed, they also come in handy for getting rid of dead bodies!

Dave Ginola. Can he really be classed as a Dave?! More of a davv-id!

BlufPurdy-Pants has just tensed his enormous cock and banned some marra for telling a racist joke.... in the "offensive jokes" thread... What a legend!

It's funny because it's Warren Barton and Rob Lee - Legend! Warren Barton was a bit of a floppy haired overpaid underperforming cunt like, but showed some loyalty. Hey, Li3nZ, long time no see (read) !!!! How's it hangin' ?? Well apart from the usual bollocks great mate, and yourself? Been busy working... Have been letching in the background from time to time, gotta make sure the little scrotes are kept in order n that.

It's funny because it's Warren Barton and Rob Lee - Legend! Warren Barton was a bit of a floppy haired overpaid underperforming cunt like, but showed some loyalty.

My favourite portable music player ever was my minidisc player, and anyone I speak to that had one agrees. It could record too. I have loads of live gigs I recorded onto minidisc. Can't beat that permanent record of a misspent youth. Yea, my mate used to say exactly the same thing!! My response was along the lines of "yea, but it cost 300 quid!!" - Going by standard depreciation of a standard mini disk I would say yours, in todays market, is now worth 7.2 pence.

Not me, but I did get close to buying one of those DAT tape thingies back in the day. We back up some servers with them at work, today!

I would have just said gay, it's easier!

General all round hard bastard. ; )

Which stupid idiots bought a mini disk then?!

Great stuff, no international duty... Well done Mrs Martins and Son.