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I love it the way, in these threads, someone's job as a box shifter in a factory turns into Planning Management Analyst and a word processer turns into Business Administration Engineer! I'm a Garbologist Agent.

Fucking awesome. Nice vid.

This is such a STUPID discussion. Ginola is better, end of story. This: UEFA CUP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwy_MrjR3R8 Mind blowing.

Now we're talking real football: Pos Team P W D L F A GD PA PTS 1 Birtley Town 10 9 1 0 26 5 21 28 2 Whitehaven Amateurs 11 8 3 0 33 8 25 27 3 Boldon CA 12 8 1 3 28 16 12 25 4 South Shields Cleadon FC 12 7 2 3 27 19 8 23 5 Guisborough Black Swan 11 5 2 4 21 23 -2 17 6 Teeside Athletic 10 6 1 3 26 11 15 -3 16 7 Windscale 9 5 1 3 15 9 6 16 8 Wolviston FC 6 4 1 1 16 9 7 13 9 Annfield Plain 10 3 2 5 17 20 -3 11 10 Coxhoe Athletic 11 3 2 6 17 26 -9 11 11 Jarrow FC 9 3 1 5 12 13 -1 10 12 Hartlepool FC 10 4 0 6 17 22 -5 -3 9 13 Sunderland Ryhope CW 9 2 2 5 13 19 -6 8 14 Cleator Moor Celtic 7 1 3 3 12 11 1 6 15 South Shields Harton and Westoe CW 10 1 1 8 9 30 -21 4 16 Willington FC 9 1 0 8 4 26 -22 3 17 New Marske Sports Club 10 1 1 8 7 33 -26 -3 1

No worries going to see an advisor mate, to use a shit word, just a bit of a "natter". If you're in permanent work, go for it. Don't throw your money down the drain by renting. Assuming their isn't a housing market price crash, or interest rates start soaring (they have actually just gone up last month!) you'll be reet.

It's BCM Mate. Dunno what the translation is, British Cattle Market fits. I quite liked DJ Gotti the resident DJ (he does various places in the North East too) downstairs, also .

Being honest I only do about 70 - 30 in favour of washing. I'm careful anyway. So I voted no water down the rest of the BS.

Sounds like a cross between Neil Kinnock and Prince Charles.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N8auaV1ZBM Just ground my teeth to the gums, shockingly, manged to watch until the end.

Mother has rattled me a few times as a kid, just on the leg like. Done the trick, but I don't think it was the best way to go about it. Some people just command respect and it's hard tp pin point what it is. My Dad never hit me, but I always remember being absolutely shit scared, way more than my mother, if he found out about me stepping out of line, and would always be on best behaviour!

Hope he gets well soon. I disagree about the current show being "better" than the old one though, with Tiff, Quentin, and the other guy who had an accident on his motorbike. They're totally different shows. The current one is much more high budget and will appeal to the greater "vegetable" like TV audience rather than the car enthusiast. Top Gear of old, my personal favourite, was much more focussed on the actual "review" of a car, and the car itself. The current show, still good, is more aimed at general "entertainment" and is largely based around a staged event / fictional event that runs staggered throughout the show. It's almost like comparing the Top Gear magazine to Max Power... :S

This kind of stuff is par for the course for them. Wouldn't expect anything else.

Fun House, with genuinely top bloke Pat Sharp.

Brock Manson is EXACTLY as I expected him to be, having seen those video's. Almost like Alan Partridge - "the new generation". There is absolutely nothing to say to those, apart from - you must be bored. One of my fondest memory's of secondary school days goes back to year 11 set 1 Chemistry, must have been a Friday afternoon or something, but having our new young teacher guy leave the room nicked his keys and held them over the bunson burner for about a minute or so, on his return, handed them back to him. Was hero for the day with most falling around laughing while he was in agony. And also expelled for the rest of the week!! Another one from earlier years of secondary school was my mate (and by my mate I do not mean myself) missing games lesson, and his note saying he cannot take part due to a sore testicle. Still, to this day, this is brought up frequently.

Part of the company's job is brainwashing you into believing this rubbish! If you don't believe it yourself, you won't sell it I suppose. I have not had my entire house done, as there is a conservation order on the front of it which stops me doing anything with it, so can't compare to the previous 10K quote. However, I had the entire back and side done by a guy who works for a small firm in the area I know. Well known, only a few people working for them with a tiny workshop (two joiners and a couple of "mates") and is absolutely quality job. They have no salesman. No patter. Just business, and was a hell of a lot cheaper than 10K (or half of!)

All been there. Knocked them back a number of times at about 11.30 ish... comes to 3am lights come on go outside you're with your fat mate... suddenly the offer seems much more tempting, think i'll go find her... Course you would, if not there's something wrong with you. Even if it's just for the fact you can say you've shagged Ozzie's Mrs.

You still would though.

you're right, it's not cheap, but it's a top spec window. It's only really Everest and Weru that can compete on the product, but obviously Everest have Brand superority so we have to reduce the price of ours just so that we stay competitive. exactly the same set of windows and doors from Everest would add another few grand to the price. 187942[/snapback] Sounds like Paramount windows to me, at that price. Good wage for a door to door salesman, what were the postholder requirements? They must do degrees in this stuff now. We have Mechanical Engineers, with years experience working on the shopfloor doing continental shift pattern on only a few grand more a year than you. I would stick with it, assuming you don't fall below your quota of course!

The whole point of the vendor giving you a dongle is due to licensing reasons so if you want more have to pay up! I assume your company know they're breaking the law looking for illegal alternatives through copying dongles and using cracked software and the MD could go to jail ?

You certainly were as you were about Shola, son. 186218[/snapback] What? I was talking about Jenas...

None taken, but you did shoot me down, and rightly so 'cos I got it wrong.

Pennant never played for Forest. and buy the time Jenas had was playing for forest, Pennant was already at Arsenal. 186167[/snapback] Jimbo son, apologies for making the mistake - I had Jermaine in my head - stlil, not trying to piss on your bonfire by taking anything away from you flaming me on that one.

Apologies. Prutton was the player we were looking at at the time - point being we were NOT looking at Jenas when we showed an interest. This will be documented heavily I am sure!

I never rated him at Newcastle. I am 100% certain, ONLY because we made him the "most expensive 18 year old ever" or some shit, everyone turned around and went "oooo, look he is good" then turned away again, never seen him actually play and then it turns out he is for sale and people still see the aura he has created around himself. If you remeber, our scouts at Forest didn't even go to watch him. At first, we were looking at a player called "Pennant"..... Remember ? But I think he was out injured, and our scout probably spotted Jenas on a good day and decided to snap him up. What a complete and utter fucking fluke for the lad, because I am also 100% certain had we not turned out our idiot of a scout that day he would not be playing premiership football.

One of my mates who worked on shift at a place I work, rode home through the estate and come off his bike. It's unclear how the accident happened exactly but he hit another car and he (as in his body) hit a bollard and he broke his neck. Soundest lad you could ever meet and was only 19, the worst thing was is his Bike was his pride and joy - something he had saved up for, for months. That alone would put me off ever getting on a bike, moving body bags.