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http://www.premiershiplatest.com/news/euro...-s-5512669.html Shame Arsenal or Chelsea didn't work out for him, but when they come in for him in January Levy will welcome their rivals bids from across the capital with open arms

His career goals / game says otherwise. You never did tell me what his goals / games ratio was for Spurs. 1 in every 2 starts. If thats his goals ratio for spurs you need to update his Wikipedia entry and fast because it states that in 30 appearances he's only hit the net 7 times. Maybe the batteries in your calculator need changing? Have you thought about investing in a solar powered one you know save the environment and all that?

His career goals / game says otherwise. He's a very good striker but certainly not great. Great is Pele or Gerd Muller for example. Different context mate, hes great not A great. Yeah but he wouldn't get in any of the top six sides and yet he's supposed to be your main striker gunning you to the CL? He scores 1 goal in every 2 prem starts. That would get you into any top team. 18 prem goals in 05-06. Just not very fashionable It's actually 1 goal in every 2.4 games and if he was good enough for any team then how come a month ago he was offered to Sunderland? And surely if a top 6 team came in for Darren Bent then he would be at a top 6 team now, because as well all know Daniel Levy likes to cave in to the demands of real clubs. You are and always will be a feeder club for Man United. As for Rebrov MK II he will struggle in the Premiership

His career goals / game says otherwise. He's a very good striker but certainly not great. Great is Pele or Gerd Muller for example. Different context mate, hes great not A great. Yeah but he wouldn't get in any of the top six sides and yet he's supposed to be your main striker gunning you to the CL?

nope, but it was a nice distraction, just like the mockery of the 'appy 'ammers losing their manager in similar situation to us, without anything like the media frenzy. It's like gallows humour, you've got to laugh or you'd cry. The only reason there was a frenzy was because no one at the toon would give a straight answer. TBH some of you lot appear to be revelling in the attention of this farce....its odd. Well I'm reveling in the fact that Spurs fans had such high hopes for this window with talk of Arshavin, David Villa and various other players and their fans have been stiffed by a hierarchy that is equally as shit as Newcastle's with Frazer Campbell, Darren Bent still on the books and some guy who has been playing week in week out for 6 months and has only ever had one good tournament (trust me he'll be dead by Christmas) Levy must be laughing his cock off with that 30 million gathering interest in the club coffers with no transfer window to spend it in. I don't know whether that is his biggest masterstroke or when Spurs released 4 kits in one season

Exactly the theory I postulated earlier. Hope your source didn't get it from there. If this does turn out to be true then the next NUFC purchase has to be a big fucking cannon with Llambias the first to check it to make sure it fits

Maybe Mike Ashley should hastily appoint a board so we can accurately stand outside the ground and shout "Sack the board" while other disgruntled fans lurch into a skysports news microphone

I've just went to correct Dennis Wise's wikipedia entry to correctly amend everything he has won to cunt, but it seems someone else is currently editing it, so if your on here hurry up and make it funny!

Thems the ones that fight the wars, we're the one's that sit in the rear poking maps and drinking gin. He who dares gins!

Am I the only one to notice the majority of his mistakes are against two clubs Arsenal and Wigan?! Maybe he's a Arsene Wenger Steve Bruce lovechild with a bit of Tito Jackson thrown in for good measure?

"someone" It wasn't me if thats what your thinking! I have the vision of Stevie Wonder and the pace of Damien Duff, so somebody beat me to it!

I'll probably get slated for this, but bare with me...... Maybe Sunderland have the right idea?!?! Think about it they are backed by a few wealthy businessmen and they let Niall Quinn act as chariman. He knows the club extremely well having used to play for them and he cares about the club. Instead we appoint some fucker with more forehead than the white cliffs of dover and give him a stupid title..... By the way I love what someone has done to his wikipedia entry..... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derek_Llambias

I don't know if I'm far too delusional or whether I've sniffed too many poppers, but I'm hoping that once all this settles down Keegan is still the manager and Mike Ashley realises that the fans are clearly behind Keegan and not him and he pisses off and takes Dennis Wise with him

Was thinking exactly the same thing when I saw it - expecially the bastards at the end. Wonder what Stevie has to say about them Also like how he puts the guy in the brown shirt in his place about not going back That woman says there is one man for the job who has been here twice and been sacked twice. My Uncle Alfie used to work on a cash only turnstile in the Millburn stand but he was sacked after he pinched from the Christmas party fund. He then turned up working for the club as a Steward, but was sacked after two games when he threw a punch at a Coventry fan in the 1998/99 season. If she thinks he's the man for the job I've got bad news for her..... He was hit by the 38 in 2004....

Wise is still at club, not sure for how much longer. Yeah but if that statement had of been released sooner instead of wasting my money on WISE 1 I could've either got WISE TEA BOY or WISE COCKNEY CUNT on the back of the shirt..... Now I just feel like a fool!

Fucks sake..... I've just got back from the club shop with the new 3rd strip and WISE 1 on the back.... No wonder I never win the fucking lottery

The wording is extremely dodgy, so he could still have walked, but I hope to god he hasn't. I'd like to think he's gone in there and kicked off over this transfer window and lack of funds handed in his resignation and the board have came to their senses and realised that it's Keegans way or the Championship

Even if Keegan has walked I wouldn't blame him for being undermined. It's pretty clear that Jose and Hose B weren't his signings....

Has anyone else seen footage from outside of the ground with the fans carrying the banner saying fans should "Boycourt the club" Where do they get these fuckers from outside the ground when news breaks? Do they get them on day release?

Who else is up for turning up to see him at SJP tomorrow and grilling him on the steps as to why he sold Andy Cole all them years ago?!

I think it's the right appointment given who was available. Keegan is a fantastic motivator loves the club so much and he's probably the only appointment where the fans won't get on the managers back. Yeah he may not be tactically astute but this is the guy who got Fulham and Man City back from the lower leagues into the Premier league and established as premiership outfits which isn't easy to do. And look what he did for us first time round. He'll be backed by the board and the fans alike and the sheer amount of euphoria, energy and feel good factor he'll bring to the club will soon translate to the pitch when 52,000 people are chanting his name. We have the squad and now Keegan will get the fans backing him and the team to the hilt at SJP and our home form will improve tenfold as the confidence comes back. Could you imagine if Redknapp had been appointed instead? The majority of fans would never have taken to him and that would have had an effect on the players just like it did with Allardyce. My mate in the Sir John Hall stand had supporters around him calling for Allardyce's head after three home games. At least Keegan will be given a fair crack of the whip and the players will be given a chance to show just how good they are with the pressure of the home fans off

Looks like these two lads got it spot on

Cheers for those videos mate! Overhead kick was very cheeky but definitely onside. It's good to see him scoring that'll do his confidence the world of good and I think this is gonna give the whole team a massive confidence boost going into a home game against a Villa side I don't really rate. Need a fourth now tho

Jesus talk about being poked in the ass with a wet stick. Little Sammy was always my favourite to be first sacked if he keeps this up then the bookies will owe me a quid or two!

Get in!!!!! Martins with an overhead kick brilliant.....