Ted Maul

You send him a picture of your cock aswell?

Does this technically make SMO a gayer?

It's the only good ones I know tbh

3. Confessions Does exactly what it says on the tin. 4. Come on then Recall & WHED Even better than 'bizarre'. Starts off with a discussion about a fight at a five-a-side match then descends into total chaos as Medina, the most mentally unstable individual ever, tells all about his social life. Plus there's tonnes of Elephant pics. 5. The Whole of the Moon Watch out for Arca's ladder. 6. Nee Wonder this club's in debt A poster admits he steals from young bairns.

What's the plan now then? Need to act quickly while he's still shitting himself.

This is one of the best things I have ever read. Scare the shit out of the fucker and pretend you're the bizzies! While you're on 'arrest' J69 aswell.

Nice curvy arse Average/Large tits Brunette/Blonde Smaller than me Good sense of humour

It's all going down tomorrow...

Am I the only person that thinks Pud might need to get a life?

FYI it's just low standards

5/10 - face 3/10 - tits

I've been looking for Jehovah on a Jet Ski but as of yet, nee joy.

What kind of poo substitute are we talking about here? Is it going to be the earlier mooted Angel Delight that may look convincing but has envelope destroying capabilities or are we going for a run of the mill joke shop poo that may not look good but will keep said envelope intact?

I had one bite off you in about 30 seconds after I mentioned the Mags episode. What's your point?

You're just jealous 'cause you didn't find the note tbh

All we need now if for Brock to tell us that 'Sophie' is this Jorman exchange lass he's been porking and this thread will have to go gerld!

email is ......pager is...... etc etc. CALL MEEEEEEE 117104[/snapback] Bollocks, are you trying to say that the lovely eyed Lisa is a skank of Sophie proportions?

It'll stem the flow of threads about trainers.

Fuck off. Go and try it on with Mags or something.

There's a season for getting a fuck? I thought wor lass had just made that up. 117080[/snapback] There is when your lass is a dog

I suggest Smooth, themags and a few other people meet up and go down to Durham tomorrow together. It would be a bit like the A-Team only more pervy.

So is this actually the daft cow?

Where are Charlotte and Gavin when you need them?

Who's who off the SMB?

You didn't send your mugshot so she wont recognise you. I say you leave an envelope with something in (Not 50 quid), go down and watch out for her. Get some evidence if she turns up aswell.