Ted Maul

Gayest and nerdiest thing ever posted on these forums FACT! Who the fuck dreams about people they know off a message board 128124[/snapback] I had been reading it before I went to bed. 128127[/snapback] I wank before I go to bed. This doesn't mean I dream that i'm lying on a park bench, Johnson in hand with Craig thrusting pictures of kiddie porn at me. Nee excuse tbh. 128132[/snapback] I bet you will now though. 128135[/snapback] Am not gannin to kip tonight

Gayest and nerdiest thing ever posted on these forums FACT! Who the fuck dreams about people they know off a message board 128124[/snapback] I had been reading it before I went to bed. 128127[/snapback] I wank before I go to bed. This doesn't mean I dream that i'm lying on a park bench, Johnson in hand with Craig thrusting pictures of kiddie porn at me. Nee excuse tbh.

Maybe he works with SMO

Two Jags bucking some half fit secretary is nwot compared to Mellor and his Chelsea kit tbh.

tbh

Typical paedo. In denial that what he has done is wrong tbh.

I'd prefer not to go into it tbh. Just to say that I opened one which could be construed as a harmless file and the content was decidedly dodgy. 127573[/snapback] I dont understand this though (then again who could work out the mind of a paedo?) if the pics are sick then why has he changed the name to something innocuous but kiddie related when he could have just called it "football1" etc 127684[/snapback] Probably didn't want to get them mixed up with his football files tbh. 127691[/snapback] Aye, nowt worse that a picture of Iain Dowie popping up when you've got your cock in your hand tbh.

Technically a paedo now tbh

Roger Waters - Radio KAOS

Does Doug Hall post on there?

Just saw him in Greggs. I was going to ask him about this whole Roeder thing but he'd just thrown his toys out the pram because the Steak Bakes weren't ready.

My lasses Grandma has and she's adament she's still going apparently. Needless to say my lass isn't too happy about it.

We need to blood the youngsters, i've been saying it since the days of SBR.

I would show my face but it would do nothing for my rep being seen with you lot.... ...and i'm on holiday at the time aswell

'kin hell! Why do I always miss these threads?

I cried with laughter at the recuscitation doll bit. Pure genius.

I got told I looked like James Blunt. I no longer speak to the person who told me that.

Gervais knicked the documentary idea tbh.

I love it when Beech is kicking off about Staff "He gets on my wick, he's treating us like kids..." *next scene in the burglerised corner shop" "Wow! Kola Cubes!"

Managed to get all three series a few days ago for just under a tenner, complete and utter bargin. It's likeike a mix between Curb Your Enthusiasm and The Office. I can remember watching it when it first came out and thinking it was the funniest thing i'd ever seen and it hasn't lost it any of it's charm.

Brambles still looks as huge as ever though

So the England cricket team are playing one of the Ashes matches in Cardiff?

He conducted that bloody embarrasing interview with SBR when we sold Woodgate aswell. I've never felt so sorry for someone as I did Bobby that day, should've just stood up and say he had nowt to do with the transfer.

Next thing we know Zath will be calling Garth Marenghi's Darkplace shite.

I've been wondering this for ages now so can anybody tell me if he's a Newcastle fan or not?