Ted Maul
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I can't remember anything after midnight apart from being in a phone box with three other people and breaking up a fight between my lass and one of my mates ex's. I had the worst hangover ever this morning too.
Thankfully, everyone is still talking to me so I don't think I did anything too out of line.
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I'll go for Ariel Sharon since he still hasn't kicked the bucket.
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"Steve Harmison doesn't even want to play, he's 29 he should be raring to go, but whats he doing, going back to watch Newcastle United, its stupid"
Fuck off Boycott, just because Harmy has his priorities right
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Where do you work like? Sven Adult Books?
Makro, pretty much the same clientele though.
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I got this thing called a 'Fart Trumpet'. It's basically a pink arse that makes a fart noise when you press a button. Fair enough you might think but I have a pathological hatred of these bastards as we sell them at work and they are the most fucking awkward things to stack in the world.
It's just about the only thing that I still haven't taken out of it's box yet and I don't intend to for a very long time.
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Has never asked for money.
Has had at least $500m in african debt written off.
Received death threats from the IRA after Rattle & Hum denouncement before SBS - their most famous song and probably the most anti-IRA song ever written.
He does act like a prick when he isn't doing his day job but then again the end justifies the means - what the fuck have you sanctimonious wankers done for the rest of the world?
He also happens to be in the best band ever.
Thought I'd add a bit of balance.
Completely undermines your argument tbh.
What he said.
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I'd have alot more respect for him if he gave the money he used for a private jet to fly his fucking precious hat over the Atlantic to a good cause rather than use it to pay an air fare.
It's a hat you prick, a hat!
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My mam likes Snow Patrol.
Puff.
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12:30PM-5:30PM - Work
6PM-Gawd knows when - Pub
Gawd knows when-Bedtime - Stuffing my face full of party food in the house
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its time the Govt cracjked the heads of the PL, FA, SPL and the FL tohether and apointed a Foorball COmmisionere to oversee ALL tranfers
and Decent directors - get rid of that loon at Hearts for a start
It's a tad earliy to be pissed, isn't it Rob?
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10. The Libertines - What a Waster
9. Oasis - Acquiesce
8. Damien Rice - Amie
7. British Sea Power - Please Stand Up
6. Arcade Fire - Power Out
5. Sigur Ros - Vaka
4. Pink Floyd - Not Now John
3. The Cure - Close To Me
2. The Who - Baba O'Riley
1. Joy Division - Love Will Tear Us Apart
FACT!!!!
Yes, I may be pished
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My version was first the worst, second the best, third the one with the hairy chest. After that it got incredibly stupid with talk of golden eagles, golden kettles and the like.
Did you live in Narnia?
EDIR: Soory to go of topic but how's stuff going with that slag you posted about? I see you haven't posted again so either our advice was useless or she's fucked off.
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..the worst, second the best, third the hairy princess.
Were you always the hairy princess, Gemmill?
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Are there any shops worth visiting at the Galleries?
Or are you getting everyone Dicksons pasties? Oi! We've got a Music Zone now
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Went to pick up one of my presents from Argos yesterday. A CD rack
Cheers Mum!
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MCR - The Black Parade
If it hasn't been mentioned already. Think it's great.
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I hate Parker, I think he's massively overrated.
There was a moment against Chelsea where he won the ball and turned on it, then turned on it somemore, then turned on it somemore, then turned on it somemore before nearly getting tackled and then finally passing it to someone. I wanted to put my foot through the fucking screen.
Why weren't you at the game?
I had a bad cold [/Leazes]
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Milner is hardly sub-standard. And that's coming from someone who used to dislike him as a player. All he needs to work on is crossing more consistently. In my opinion he's been better than N'Zogbia this season.
N'Zogbia has been very poor this season. Better than very poor isnt enough. In my view he is never gonna be anything other than a journeyman footballer. I think we deserve better. His crossing is generally appalling, lacks pace, doesnt contribute on the score sheet etc etc...Seriously though he just doesnt have the attributes to be a Newcastle player. we deserve those just short of top level and the odd one at the top level. Other clubs will cherry pick the very best. Milner wouldnt get a sniff in Arsenals Coca Cola team. That sums it up really.
I can't take that seriously, especially from someone who seems to rate Parker as a footballer
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I hate Parker, I think he's massively overrated.
There was a moment against Chelsea where he won the ball and turned on it, then turned on it somemore, then turned on it somemore, then turned on it somemore before nearly getting tackled and then finally passing it to someone. I wanted to put my foot through the fucking screen.
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Sick of reading threads about immigration tbh.
Seriously though, it's obviously a problem, but don't get hysterical about it. The cases you cite are rare and why aren't you starting a thread about British, white, scumbags who commit equally vile crimes?
As for the veil, I think it should be illegal in all public places, let alone in airports.
If you vote BNP or UKIP you'd go down in my estimation tbh, but I'm sure you're not going to be bothered by that.
If you think its rare then your need to go know the veil is meant to be over your mouth and nose, not your eyes.
Go read the news. You'll also note that I started the thread saying "We already have enough nutters of our own without letting more in". Just dont start on the whole "why not mention British blah blah" shite. Why? because thats not what Im talking about! Of course there are other problems, plenty of them, but when you read story after story about how devistated peoples lives have become due to human rights bollocks and "do gooders".As for the veil, I dont think it should be illegal in public places. I dont really have a problem with it. Any places where security is an issue though (Airports, banks etc) and of course schools then yes they need their own policy.
Oh, and BNP and UKIP are totally different, but thats another topic.
UKIP are still a bunch of right-wing, xenophobic, sexist, middle-aged, middle-England tossers imo. I despise that party.
There was a brilliant documentary about them here on TV ahead of the last European election. They travelled around with one UKIP candidate during his campaign. He was always ranting how terrible the EU is and how it drags the UK downhill. Then they visited a small factory. The candidate was raving about it being able to compete on the European market and how this is what British should be proud of and that the EU has never done anything for the UK. Until the owner of the factory got a chance to speak and said. "Err sorry Mr. Candidate, but we actually couldn't survive without getting subsidised via the EU regional fund." The reaction of the candidate was very pythonesque.
It wasn't Robert Kilroy-Silk by any chance was it? I saw that programme if so. He came across as an ill-informed buffoon.
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Renton, you're not an immigrant by any chance are you?
No. Are you a right-wing bigot?
Anyway, I already stated that I do think it is a problem, I just don't like the way the media pick up stories and go hysterical about it.
We need inteeligent debate, fat chance of that in this country.
Yes.
The main thing that fucks me off is the whole 'Human rights' aspect. This twat who put on a veil and left the country was meant to be deported back to Somalia but since his personal safety was apparently at risk we let him stay in this country. After he's killed one person and ruined many other peoples lives he decides he's better off in Somalia, the country we couldn't send him back to because of his human rights, so he fucks off.
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Renton, you're not an immigrant by any chance are you?
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Last night I was debating setting one up on here but I came to the conclusion that we don't have enough posters to be able to do it properly.
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Addressing this issue would be a major vote winner yet none of the main parties seem to want to do anything about it. Labour have already proved to us they're incapable of stopping things like this, the Tories care more about going green and hugging hoodies and the Lib Dems wouldn't do anything that could infringe on peoples 'human rights'.
Le Guen to do a "Gullit"..
in Newcastle Forum
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He's always been canny ruthless. Didn't he make his Lyon team train naked and ride to work on bikes rather than their flash cars after a poor result?