Gavin Henson

Anyway Charlotte, you lazy bint. Does this mean you're going to be even more of a whingeing bitch than usual? And I guess you've now got an excuse to stuff your piggy-face with cake. I've heard that manc-mag fancies you - fancy asking him if he wants to change a few nappies cos it'll ruin my manicure?

Not sure it's mine - I was having my legs waxed at the time.