Gavin Henson

Anyway Charlotte, you lazy bint. Does this mean you're going to be even more of a whingeing bitch than usual? And I guess you've now got an excuse to stuff your piggy-face with cake. I've heard that manc-mag fancies you - fancy asking him if he wants to change a few nappies cos it'll ruin my manicure?

Not sure it's mine - I was having my legs waxed at the time.

Nobody understand how difficult it is. I let everyone down, I let myself down and I just can't take the guilt and pressure. I don't deserve to play for Wales - I'm a failure I'm away to beat myself with a tree branch like that Basil Fawlty fella. And them I'm going on holiday to get a better tan to make myself feel better

Listen, sweetheart. Stop your whining and go back to work like a good girl. You know I'm only with you cos your mam paid me. Something about keeping you away from the local charvers who sell their stories to the papers.... Oh and you can have a car when you stay sober long enough to drive it.

Bring It ON!!!!! I'm a rugby player, me.

U R only jealus cos I nocked you back! 92626[/snapback] Woteva minga! 92628[/snapback] Why cant u b nice like aalan? 92629[/snapback] Erm, what are you doing here? I thought I'd sent you out for some fake tan 92631[/snapback] Oh great, now you're back too 92634[/snapback] What you gonna do about it like?!

OI!!!!!!!!!! I'm talking to you!!!!!

U R only jealus cos I nocked you back! 92626[/snapback] Woteva minga! 92628[/snapback] Why cant u b nice like aalan? 92629[/snapback] Erm, what are you doing here? I thought I'd sent you out for some fake tan