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About Ketsbaia

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    Maddest Cowie Face 2014
  • Birthday 06/10/1987

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  1. The OFFICIAL Transfer Rumours Thread

    If we sign Darren Bent my season ticket is getting sent back. I can do without watching Pardew try to play him as a number ten. Shit's bad enough.
  2. What can we actually do?

    Nee chance. The stewards threaten to chuck you out if you hang it on the netting above the seats.
  3. What can we actually do?

    They look good but I'm not sure he gives a shit. He's got our money.
  4. What can we actually do?

    Full scale boycotts and civil disobedience within the stadium are probably the only ways he would actually sit up and take any notice of the fans, even then I doubt he'd change tact or sell up.
  5. What can we actually do?

    Hit him hard with a major, and I mean major, leaflet campaign.
  6. There's a Wee Phillie sex tape. I haven't seen it, but I've been assured it exists.
  7. What can we actually do?

    Ashley isn't invested in the club enough to really give a shit about bedsheet protests and walkouts. The only language he understands is money.
  8. Do you have a second team?

    I go to watch the Heed and my Grandad is a lapsed Dundee fan, so those two I suppose. I keep an eye on St. Pauli's results but that's because I'm a football hipster and therefore a terrible, terrible arsehole.
  9. Fans Forum Minutes

    Next season is my last. It's a chore watching us at the best of times, but it's going to be painful turning up every Saturday to support a shithouse Newcastle side managed by that slimy dodgepot knowing that the height of our ambition is midtable. Fuck that.
  10. League Cup 2013

    Likewise. Until they take the cups seriously they're not getting my cash for them.
  11. NUFC Fans Utd

    It does annoy me when people sit behind their computers telling our fans that these type of events are a waste of time. Denigrating the hard work of some supporters is hardly a brilliant use of a Monday night either. Anyway, creating a forum for fans to meet and exchange ideas isn't a waste of time. These meetings don't need to be about doing something to fuck off the incumbent custodian, but can just be another way for supporters to socialise and, if it comes to it, mobilise. It doesn't need to be son of NUSC. It doesn't need to be a pressure group. All it needs to be is a base to build understanding, particularly among our support which is riven with gloomy back biters who struggle to reconcile their slightly differing views. I hope the meetings continue as they have done. I hope fans and fan groups continue to talk to one another.
  12. Soldier killed

    Not invading half the globe and subjugating millions might've been a start, like. Shit like that tends to upset people.
  13. Soldier killed

    They were accepting them in the first place?
  14. Bloke stabbed to death in Washington.

    I'd just like to confirm I was not involved in this, in spite of my reputation as a radgie bassa and resident of Washy.
  15. The Twitter Thread

    I've put together a short survey regarding the use of Twitter amongst our players for my dissertation and would be absolutely cock in hand if as many of you as possible could take five minutes out to complete it. https://www.surveymonkey.com/s/footballersandtwitter Thanks in advance.

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