OTF

Ffs can't they have an inury where their substitute isn't a more dangerous pacy player. Shocking header from Jimmy no neck.

When Joelinton comes on he's going to firmly remind any Brighton players dicking about with tappy tappy passes that they're in a competitive match.

Longstaff headed it down too much there.

It's not great to watch.

Smartly won there Anderson *wink wink*

Swinging elbow Dunk, not even seeing the replay. Burn was offside though.

Ugly that.

Jonas in town and Longstaff winning free kicks

He's coming to Australia.

Pretty small legs for a footballer if you ask me.

Then the internet came and posters were no longer required....

This was my favourite poster.

xPoints, xG etc will never be able to wholly accurately reflect the nuances of the game, the pressure, fatigue, makings of an injury that influence a forward as they prepare to take a shot. It's merely probability based modeling based on previous data for shots taken from similar areas with similar preceding action. No consideration for the quality or positioning of the keeper. Expected points is then an extrapolation based off xG. The fact that the reality is so much less predictable is why the game continues to be interesting. Villa have a quality GK (who's an unlikable dick) and a consistent team with forwards in form.

FYP

If Tonali works well with Bruno...

She's a proper Newcastle fan 😉

No chance IMO.

Commentary saying Muric has made 'vital saves' for them today. What exactly is vital about a save in a game that you get beat by three in?

Ritchie missing a glorious chance to even his ledger.

Not laughing anymore Ritchie you clown.

Ritchie

He's found his whistle!

I think he's just fucking shit.

Taylor missing another super obvious hold back on Gordon right in front of him.

How many attempted stomps are you allowed in the league these days? 1 or 2?