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I feel like we just need to ride out their enthusiastic start then our attacking quality can shine.
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1 minute ago, toonotl said:
Nope. If Longstaff's isn't a pen the other week then this is not even close.
Don't bother trying to hold them to any sort of consistency.
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Divey divey, well played Bruno.
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We are pushing dangerously high up the pitch.
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Quality last man tackle BDB
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A lot of changes to the team and it really shows.
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1 hour ago, Gemmill said:
I'm in the Lakes this weekend so no match coverage at all. I'm just gonna describe what I think is happening and come 90 minutes we'll know if I've got the second sight.
Aye because with your history we've not been sure.
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Joelinton on the bench warms my heart.
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Krafth is best when he starts games, but you can't compare him to Schär's quality on the ball and range of passing. Our best form of defense may be to attack...
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21 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:
Looks like Adam Pearson about to walk down the stairs after buying the new shirt. If tattoos moved he'd be about to tap the wall.
Can't unsee this now (though Pearson's head is larger and shoulders narrower).
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What's going on with the left arm and hand? The arm is simultaneously bent forwards and backwards and the hand looks like one of those wooden things you dip in honey.
Is it intentional that he looks like a plodding kid rather than a lean 6ft+ footballer. Does he have a rats tail?
The number reeks of the dregs of the squad, which is actually a useful distraction from the awful attempt at stripes.
Has the shadowey kid just thrown in the ball from the middle of the field, or is he preparing to catch it and storm off in a huff because the other kids aren't passing it? Or was it an attempt at a rabona that has sent the ball flying into orbit?
Is one of the other kids wearing a fedora and suffering from dance fever?
What's going on with the portion of the stadium?
Otherwise it's bloody brilliant.
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The tattooist should have given up on their dreams.
Bruno when he sees it:
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1 hour ago, The Fish said:
I've seen cephalopod with more backbone.
Drank a Shirley Temple with more spirit.
Watched a darts match with more balls.
You're like a shiver waiting for a spine.
Not afraid of stating the truth.
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3 hours ago, The Fish said:
Genuinely think we've a very good chance of 6th now. Can't see them beating Arsenal and I can see them dropping more points as Ten Hag spends most of his remaining weeks looking for things to spend his pay-off on.
Don't forget that we've not exactly set the world alight in our last two games. We looked second rate against Palace the entire game and the bottom team lead and created loads of chances against us at home. Not a single remaining game is straightforward for us.
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14 hours ago, The Fish said:
Honestly looks like a screen grab from a FIFA game.
Also he's saying
Nah, Hall is actually playing now for real.
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17 hours ago, wykikitoon said:
Badge kissing cunt*
*I love this bloke so much
You'd kiss his rusty sheriff's badge
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42 minutes ago, Isegrim said:
I’m Alan Shearer’s raised right arm…
… and so is my wife. [/krauts]
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I am Alan Shearer's busted knee
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3 hours ago, Gemmill said:
The ROFLKLOPPTER is in a tailspin.
Couldn't have scripted a better end to his Liverpool career.
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Just now, OTF said:
Not the type of chocolate she'd been dreaming of.
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Just now, wykikitoon said:
Wor lass is made up anyways.
She won't be when she sees the bog tho
Not the type of chocolate she'd been dreaming of.
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Good for the kid, as it was a quality bit of defending.
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Murphy is fouled by their player there, but who cares.
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Matt Ritchie goal coming up
Burnley v Newcastle United 04/04/24
in Newcastle Forum
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Why no yellow there?