DanTheMan

Are you for real? I reckon all that homo-accountancy bollocks has gone to your head! Gemmill's getting a new badge - a nice pink one! 4459[/snapback] Admit it. There's nowt you'd like better than to be fisted by Jenson Button in a shellsuit, Formula 1 boy. 4474[/snapback] Fuck off bean counter! 4476[/snapback] "Go on Jenson. Accelerate through me chicane". 4484[/snapback] Bet there'd be nee time for a pit stop either.

Just cos we're in touch with our sexuality.

I'd rather Craig went. He's a fucking shit.

KEMAL has been evicted

Craig is spitting the dummy again

Get me and Meenzer one.

Not a bad thing.

I think this thread alone justifies the new forum TBH. Quality banter.

Much Ado About Nothing? The Comedy Of Errors? The Mincer Of Venice? The Bumming Of The Shrimp? 4441[/snapback] Bastid.

Dan I think you'd be luck to last a sonnet out mate. 4436[/snapback] Aye, may have to be a haiku then.

And it doesn't have to be a poem, could be a play.

Dan, there's a way to answer this question, and that's not it. 4404[/snapback] Probably Shakespeare. Would nice to have a sonnett written about me. 4423[/snapback] Dan, let me get this right. First you want him to shag you. Then you want him to write a poem about it for posterity. 4428[/snapback] Whey, at least I'd be remembered.

That's a tricky one that.

My apologies. I'll pay more attention in future.

Anyone remember 'Wanker of the Week'? That went down well.

PM me yer number.

Surely that should go to Jimbo if you wanted it to be accurate

I'm not fat man.

Cath, I'm sorry, but I don't feel the same way.

You were right.

at least play something half musical! 4192[/snapback] It was to give you boys some ideas of what your perfect bloke would be like! Seven-stone weakling? Boy who thinks he's a girl? A hunk of a man? Experienced man of the world? 4196[/snapback] It was boy who thinks he's a man wasn't it?

Gotta be big and strong.....

I think most men are the same, they just don't want to admit it. 4178[/snapback] Something you're not telling us Danny? 4179[/snapback] I'm just saying that most men could think of their 'ideal man if they were gay' if they put their mind to it. 4183[/snapback] Sounds like you have been putting your mind to it.... 4185[/snapback] Not at all. Probably could if I had a think though.

I think most men are the same, they just don't want to admit it. 4178[/snapback] Something you're not telling us Danny? 4179[/snapback] I'm just saying that most men could think of their 'ideal man if they were gay' if they put their mind to it.

This is depressing. Please say I wasn't this bad a few years ago.