soccermom

Since this started as guess who lets finish it as guess what! Pick your answers carefully you only get one each and I can only answer yes or no Please note the afore mentioned rules, as given earlier, above. You get it now Fausty? Do some of the words have too many syllables big guy?

lol, nice try. Rules are Rules Mister!!! What rules ?? there are none.... ooh, you don't play nice!! First Warning

lol, nice try. Rules are Rules Mister!!!

I refer the right honourable gentleman to his previous post - are you a bloke?

Think you'll find you've already had your question so your second attempt is null and void. Sorry.

Since this started as guess who lets finish it as guess what! Pick your answers carefully you only get one each and I can only answer yes or no Are you a bloke ? No

Since this started as guess who lets finish it as guess what! Pick your answers carefully you only get one each and I can only answer yes or no

thats practically dogging Only if there are other cars or pedestrians watching Dont pretend u've never had sex in a car ...... of course I have, but its always been done discreetly, i.e off the main road away from pedestrians etc..

you lot are nuts!

Oink Oink fat girls need love too.....and they don't know when they'll be getting it again so it's always a wild ride.......... You're funny!!

thats practically dogging

I quite agree, a total tosser - literally I just hope it makes you lot think twice next time you ask for a blow job at the wheel!

Oink Oink

mortally wounded......... I do love it when you get all macho on me I reckon she should put up a photo It will have to shave it's beard off first. I'm never gonna post a photo cos its so much more fun this way, listening to your mass - paranoia

mortally wounded......... I do love it when you get all macho on me

Sorry, I seem to have missed all the fun by sleeping through the weekend! Christ you lot, Like I said I don't hate them, or think they should be socially isolated, I just think they should plug in their common sense every now and again and realise that there are time they should and shouldn't do things, e.g. the ground is like sheet ice and they pop out for yet another bag of split peas when theres already 6 in the cupboard, or the fact that they can't figure out how to open a can of beans yet they think it's ok to drive a lethal weapon down the street at 5 mph. fkn madness. Oh and as for me not being feminine, christ I've only had the pleasure of speaking to one of you lot who is an actual real man not a whinging sniveling whiner

FFS what is wrong with them, I mean don't get me wrong, I don't hate them or anything, well they are my bread and butter, but how the hell do they get to that ripe old age where they can't figure out that..... ice + biddy = fucked hips Christ it's the same as...... car + biddy = crash How do these people actually survive as long as they do???? How can they make the best mince and dumplings the natural world has ever seen but they can't stay indoors in this weather? I think I'll invent some kind of pensioner restraint that activates when the external temperature reaches a certain level and they can't leave their property without seeking prior permission. I could also adapt it to automatically immobilise their vehicles all year round. Thank you for your kind patience whilst I have vented. Please return to whatever you were doing.

Tell her to pull herself together and be grateful your not out lookin for the real deal!

Shame we're trying to turn this on it's head in the UK. No chance of Danny getting any one knocked up then!

fk me its bitty!! :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: Was sucking on some double F's last night might have slep thru all night too if you hadn't drank too much and had a little accident oops!

fk me its bitty!! :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

fair enuf. don't believe me, it'll not keep me up at night. Where's the pic then? erm..... no. I'm someones mom ffs! I'm not gonna plaster pics of myself all over here! Are those the kinds of women your used too? Did you have an unconventional childhood? You still suffering from your early learned behaviour?

fair enuf. don't believe me, it'll not keep me up at night.

apologies for my tardiness Happy birthday to you both

Ha Ha, And I suppose you're just the man to administer it!