soccermom

Maybe have they not got access to my email and stuff that'll prove I'm not a fella ........which for the millionth time I'll say I'm not and no matter how much or how long you lot ask for nudey pics they're never gonna come. I've seen how you lot react to girly pics, and its not very nice, that poor lass SMO plastered on here didn't deserve that, bloody hell, I'd have de-bollocked the boy. I have checked up on you guys you know! I like to know what I'm getting myself into!! I'm an only daughter with 5 brothers, I think I can handle you lot! and if not... then c'est la vie.

jesus wept, surely the admins can confirm I'm not either without revealing my true identity

Brilliant Have I been found out? ( I ain't that old cheeky )

I'm not SMO. If I was I'd be talking about how big his cock is, how everywoman is begging for him, how cheryl cole would be lucky to have him...blah, blah, blah, etc etc... No offence SMO, just yankin' ya crank I guess none of you guys are affiliated with any women who find this kind of thing a turn on. Fantasies are healthy, and can really add steam in bed if you discuss them. :icon_lol: Where do you get this patter? Your fella's FHM? Ha ha Na I write all my own stuff! Talented too.......

FFS, somebody musta needed a job.

Don't me!! You edited it you sly little bugger!!!!

This is a football supporters forum footie mam, I very much doubt there is much steam going on in the first place. you speakee de englais??

I'm not SMO. If I was I'd be talking about how big his cock is, how everywoman is begging for him, how cheryl cole would be lucky to have him...blah, blah, blah, etc etc... No offence SMO, just yankin' ya crank I guess none of you guys are affiliated with any women who find this kind of thing a turn on. Fantasies are healthy, and can really add steam in bed if you discuss them. :icon_lol:

Was just a comment luv, nothing meant by it. I gather it means not safe for work, me understandee now, doh!

Gents please note that I fail to respond to Danny B's comments as he has already been branded a prick. But Mr. ewerk. I am not an alter ego. Can a woman not appreciate that? Are you taking your repression out on me? Oh you'll have to explain what NSFW means?? sorry. Me no understandee

Check this out. Not so keen on the dress up, but the close-ups are quality. Just thought i'd share - if you don't like it, don't moan, just don't watch! rudey bits!

You can blame the Spurds dullard who created the original thread for that. Thanks Danny, I have made a mental note not to add you to my friends list, oh and by the way, I don't remember saying I was single at any time!! Classy. Shaddupayaface! ha ha, only joking love. I was just having a dig at the saddos who are all over this thread just cause you're a bird. Found your Viagra now? Still undecided Fop. However in the backdrop of a long term loving relationship I don't think experimentation is anything to be ashamed of. Good for you! Too many relationships fall by the wayside cos couples don't pay enough attention to each other. Keep experimenting and having fun together, sex is a huge part of relationships however much people say its not the most important thing, it is one of them and like every other aspect it has to be nurtured, the plus side is sex is a fun thing to work on. So I say go for it you loved up, kinky, depraved bastard!

You can blame the Spurds dullard who created the original thread for that. Thanks Danny, I have made a mental note not to add you to my friends list, oh and by the way, I don't remember saying I was single at any time!! Classy. Shaddupayaface!

Many Happy Returns.

You can blame the Spurds dullard who created the original thread for that. Thanks Danny, I have made a mental note not to add you to my friends list, oh and by the way, I don't remember saying I was single at any time!!

Desperate??!! Cheers lads!

http://howto.diveintomark.org/ipod-dvd-ripping-guide/ use this as a guide to handbrake. Hope it helps.

Well they've succeeded! Check your pm's soccermom! You're just a tease!! I read you're a nurse, where do you practice your nursing skills? North Tyneside I work in the community. Its rewarding and maddening all at the sametime. And u have a N96 (don't u mean N95) and an ipod touch, it all sounds a bit too familiar! No I have an N96 and an Ipod touch. Do you have the N95? Mines the next model up, its way cooler then yours!! ha ha . I've just ordered an Iphone online but someone was saying I should cancel it cos they're bringing out a new 32MB. Although I do love my N96 the only thing I ever use it for is taking photos and the tarrif I'm on is really crap It's costing me a fortune for texts cos I can't stick to 300 per month. How'd this turn into an episode of the gadget show?? No i have the N96 too. If you're taking photos a lot an iphone is the last thing you need, it's only got a 2 mega-pixel camera. Quality flirting Smooth, she'll be dripping like a fucked fridge That wasn't flirting my friend, I was merely trying to ascertain if she was who i think she is and so far i'd say she isn't that person however the similarities so far have been frightening! For crying out loud - for the third and final time, I am a real person, I am not an alter ego of one of these crazy men on here. Who the heck did you think I was? One of Wacky's other personalities? But thanks for the phone advice I never thought at looking at the size of the camera. I am not suggesting you're not a real person i'm trying to figure out if I know you! I know someone who is a nurse in North Tyneside, has a N96, an ipod touch and is indeed a soccer mom! Really!! Wow! Where does she work, I might know her! If you don't want to put her name on here PM it. I've worked in the community for 2 1/2 years and I only worked on a ward for 9 months before that but you never know, we coulda trained together!!??

Well they've succeeded! Check your pm's soccermom! You're just a tease!! I read you're a nurse, where do you practice your nursing skills? North Tyneside I work in the community. Its rewarding and maddening all at the sametime. And u have a N96 (don't u mean N95) and an ipod touch, it all sounds a bit too familiar! No I have an N96 and an Ipod touch. Do you have the N95? Mines the next model up, its way cooler then yours!! ha ha . I've just ordered an Iphone online but someone was saying I should cancel it cos they're bringing out a new 32MB. Although I do love my N96 the only thing I ever use it for is taking photos and the tarrif I'm on is really crap It's costing me a fortune for texts cos I can't stick to 300 per month. How'd this turn into an episode of the gadget show?? No i have the N96 too. If you're taking photos a lot an iphone is the last thing you need, it's only got a 2 mega-pixel camera. Quality flirting Smooth, she'll be dripping like a fucked fridge That wasn't flirting my friend, I was merely trying to ascertain if she was who i think she is and so far i'd say she isn't that person however the similarities so far have been frightening! For crying out loud - for the third and final time, I am a real person, I am not an alter ego of one of these crazy men on here. Who the heck did you think I was? One of Wacky's other personalities? But thanks for the phone advice I never thought at looking at the size of the camera.

Well they've succeeded! Check your pm's soccermom! You're just a tease!! I read you're a nurse, where do you practice your nursing skills? North Tyneside I work in the community. Its rewarding and maddening all at the sametime. And u have a N96 (don't u mean N95) and an ipod touch, it all sounds a bit too familiar! No I have an N96 and an Ipod touch. Do you have the N95? Mines the next model up, its way cooler then yours!! ha ha . I've just ordered an Iphone online but someone was saying I should cancel it cos they're bringing out a new 32MB. Although I do love my N96 the only thing I ever use it for is taking photos and the tarrif I'm on is really crap It's costing me a fortune for texts cos I can't stick to 300 per month. How'd this turn into an episode of the gadget show??

Well they've succeeded! Check your pm's soccermom! You're just a tease!! I read you're a nurse, where do you practice your nursing skills? North Tyneside I work in the community. Its rewarding and maddening all at the sametime.

Google handbrake Its a conversion program and follow the instructions. If I can folow it anyone can. Converts everything to MP4 works both on my Nokia N96 and my Ipod touch.

Well they've succeeded! Check your pm's soccermom! You're just a tease!!

Sorry darling, I'm not sure what kind of women you are used to but I'm far too classy to plaster images of myself across the internet. I much prefer to give my "all" to the extremely lucky gentleman in person. Honest though I am who I say I am. 5' 3" brunette size8 32DD and none of that is SMO tongue-in-cheek stylee. Guides honour. I've just cum this is a joke DannyB Doesn't take much though to be fair Wackster Amen Sister!

ha ha I wish I was that inventive! No I don't think I'd have to go to that much trouble if i just wanted to get SMO into bed!