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Think He needs a whip round lads ( not that kinda whip) add ya funds £20 from Soccermom

I'm not SMO. If I was I'd be talking about how big his cock is, how everywoman is begging for him, how cheryl cole would be lucky to have him...blah, blah, blah, etc etc... No offence SMO, just yankin' ya crank I guess none of you guys are affiliated with any women who find this kind of thing a turn on. Fantasies are healthy, and can really add steam in bed if you discuss them. You've either read quite a few of SMO's posts or you know him, the latter I think. After reading the rest of the thread I think Gemmil maybe on to something, well done Rocky! Apologies for my late response I've been on call. I've read quite a few of everyones posts (e.g. I know you are the one who tells everyone to go fuck themselves, no matter their opinion on anything, cos you find the confrontation it can bring highly amusing) I've been on here for the past year or so I just didn't become a member until recently, had to pluck up the bottle, wasn't to sure how personages of the female variety would be accepted on here! And I'm not anyone else who has previously been on here or toplass or ellie, why on earth would someone pretend to be someone they are not. Sounds a bit daft to me. I'm just me Soccermom, Not a dyke unless fantasising counts, a mom, a nurse, aged 27, grew up in Durham and I support the toon much to my fathers disgust Fair enough, but there's something fishy about you and it's not just your kipper. lol believe what you will luv, as i'm sure you always do.

£525 for one movie? Fuck You think they'll agree to take my house in part-payment?????

I ordered one but I've cancelled it cos I've been told they're bringing out a new version just in to the new year with 32GB. I don't know what the camera is like on it tho, the current one is only 2MP. so It'd be no good if thats a issue for her. Best off waiting til her contract runs out imo. get her a iTouch instead to tie her over.

I'm not SMO. If I was I'd be talking about how big his cock is, how everywoman is begging for him, how cheryl cole would be lucky to have him...blah, blah, blah, etc etc... No offence SMO, just yankin' ya crank I guess none of you guys are affiliated with any women who find this kind of thing a turn on. Fantasies are healthy, and can really add steam in bed if you discuss them. You've either read quite a few of SMO's posts or you know him, the latter I think. After reading the rest of the thread I think Gemmil maybe on to something, well done Rocky! Apologies for my late response I've been on call. I've read quite a few of everyones posts (e.g. I know you are the one who tells everyone to go fuck themselves, no matter their opinion on anything, cos you find the confrontation it can bring highly amusing) I've been on here for the past year or so I just didn't become a member until recently, had to pluck up the bottle, wasn't to sure how personages of the female variety would be accepted on here! And I'm not anyone else who has previously been on here or toplass or ellie, why on earth would someone pretend to be someone they are not. Sounds a bit daft to me. I'm just me Soccermom, Not a dyke unless fantasising counts, a mom, a nurse, aged 27, grew up in Durham and I support the toon much to my fathers disgust

lol

hail mary! There's nothing wrong with a Catholic school. it certainly explains your sexual repression!!

If i do, do you love me long time ?? depend 'ow long it take yu

hail mary!

Oh mr Dudrey!!!!! yu hav fi'dolla?

1997 sixth form

Rule 1... Post pic as evidence lolz... yeah, like i'm gonna take a pic of my clit?! wtf, i'm not a contortionist. There are easier ways to prove you're a lass like. fail to reverse park - sorry am good at that, used to live in a very busy street become entirely irrational for no good God Damn reason. - oh hell yeah can manage that in my sleep fall pregnant - did that one too provide a photo of your face - hell NO, i prefer to remain in cognito Point i) Proves you have testicles and point ii) proves you're either a bloke or a fat bird oh well ya got me on both! thats it, i'm a fat tingtong. Me love you long time

gosh no, thats more well known than my face!!

Rule 1... Post pic as evidence lolz... yeah, like i'm gonna take a pic of my clit?! wtf, i'm not a contortionist. There are easier ways to prove you're a lass like. fail to reverse park - sorry am good at that, used to live in a very busy street become entirely irrational for no good God Damn reason. - oh hell yeah can manage that in my sleep fall pregnant - did that one too provide a photo of your face - hell NO, i prefer to remain in cognito

Durham Johnston.

.... Being a contortionist adds alot of tricks to your repertoire ?? I like you, you're funny.

Who are you and I'll tell you if I know you? Do you work at rake lane? No but I've racked many a back lane...... ok! So you went to school in durham with me then?

Rule 1... Post pic as evidence lolz... yeah, like i'm gonna take a pic of my clit?! wtf, i'm not a contortionist.

Who are you and I'll tell you if I know you? Do you work at rake lane?

I AM NOT A MAN!! Christ you lot post random stuff you just happen to think about, am i unable to do that due to the fact that I have a clit? I can feel a "Soccermom is a fucking mug, discuss" thread quickly approaching.

Oh so now I'm a lesbian, Why can't I just be a woman who enjoys sex with men, whilst fantasising about other women? In the immortal words of Mr. Tom - It's not unusual....

Cock hungry kinda defies this thread, Hmmm call me what you will, SMO, Wacky, J69, Toplass, Snakehips, Don't care. Can't believe how suspicious you all are of each other.

Statement or query?

Coming out party saturday at the Blue Oyster Bar !!!

You sure? Hey you're amongst friends, be yourself