Christmas Tree

Its possible Barton may have recovered for this one, however Irelands sounds as though he's possible getting a start. If so, who makes way in our new look team?

Bacon is part of a balanced diet you bunch of cernts (especially if you have a sarnie in each hand )

Obviously had the frighteners put on him by Paully

He was after the money that fat greedy bastard. Did you see his face light up when that grand was hidden in the cakes? I'm starting an obese diet tonight in order to enter next years show purely for the cash, although I'm starting to think CT has the same idea

Doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.........?

Tucking into a John West Tuna light lunch as we speak. "Tuna, peepers, rice, sweetcorn, kidney beans with Mild tomato salsa". Less than 200 cals and only 3g of fat and a free fork.

Google translate - " Bottled it" Twat Seriously I didn't organise it and they picked 6.00 pm for happy hour, exactly the same time as weigh in. Was going to attend another nearby meeting today just for the weigh in, but bottled it. Took enough to go the one I'm at without facing a new crowd of obese women thinking, "what's he doing here, he's too fit to lose weight".

What a difference it is having a bit of sun and blue sky. Forecast to stay all week as well.

Unfortunately missed weigh in last night due to Daughters birthday meal out, but feel confident the previous weeks loss would have stayed off and possibly even another pound. Ate some fruit before the meal to quell the hunger followed by a garlic mushroom starter and salmon fillet and vegetable main. Avoided all but a fork full of birthday cake and downed a few Kaliber alcohol free bottles. Not really missing the crappy food too much so feeling good about the healthy eating. Need to attack the exercising, but it's just so boring.

Aye all the best Stevie.

It's only a real problem if KK is correct (or nearly right) though. If Pardew knows it's bollocks, he can say so and be proven to be right come the summer, no? Pardews already on record as saying he has discussed it and being assured he's getting it, hence whi I hope he diplomatically bats it away and doesn't get drawn into niggly words with press men. Deep down, we all know that anything can happen and assurances can disappear overnight. Personally I think KK would be better commenting on facts. I would hate to see him become a bitter sniper like Fat Sam. I think he's entitled to an opinion having worked with the regime. I see absolutely no reason why he should sugar coat that for the benefit of Ashley. I also think it has very little real impact on NUFC anyway. Ridiculous notion to expect someone only to comment on facts in relation to football anyway when 99% of discussion around the game is opinion. I'm not saying he's not entitled to an opinion, I just hope his onion on NUFC going forward is not always going to be negative and bitter. I think he is better than that.

It's only a real problem if KK is correct (or nearly right) though. If Pardew knows it's bollocks, he can say so and be proven to be right come the summer, no? Pardews already on record as saying he has discussed it and being assured he's getting it, hence whi I hope he diplomatically bats it away and doesn't get drawn into niggly words with press men. Deep down, we all know that anything can happen and assurances can disappear overnight. Personally I think KK would be better commenting on facts. I would hate to see him become a bitter sniper like Fat Sam.

Caulkin@TheTimes Message from Mr Bird ;) Good to his word.... Why Newcastle fans aren't buying into Pards and Ashley's rosy future Simon Bird --- The Mirror

The problem with the Keegan comments, mainly that Pardew wont see any of the 35 Mill, is that it will no doubt be thrown up at tomorrows press conference. In an ideal world Pardew would just bat them away and move on, however anything less than absolute diplomacy will be seized on and blown out of all proportions.

Anti climax interview tbf covering about 3 minutes in all. Would have sold Carroll for 35m Was happy to sell Milner but wanted replacement first. Doesnt think Pardew will see any of the 35 mill. About it really.

Currently sitting in pizza hut enjoying a cup of tea while five members of the family took into the lunchtime all you can eat menu. Feeling, smug, superior and jealous as fuck.

The funny thing is, Leazes m (see the problems you've caused Stevie), and ASM probably communicate with each other, more than they do with thei best pal. Life eh! Reminds me of the singer and his hard worked agent in Love actually, actually.

Aye, its a marathon not a sprint

Fucking hell chaps, its the Internet Some fuckers on here will be visiting their priest shortly.

bacon and mushrooms on wholemeal bread

I will be gutted tbh

Theres top 10 posters on here who wont get anywhere near 16 pages when they die, never mind flounce.

We're not squabbling like playground kiddies anymore, we're bullying a fat guy like playground kiddies instead.