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  1. Justifies selling this side for another 100m-200m on top of the price Chelsea got for their team of sadsack lesbians.
  2. Interesting point, Szoboszlai. Really Magyar think.
  3. Disappointing. I really thought they’d stick with him. Good decision to sack him, unfortunately.
  4. Got a 16 a month ago or so. It's great. Got a few hundred knocked off the price from a sale which helped.
  5. Abso-fucking-lutely. We wanted Elanga for Anderson. We got the GK for Anderson. They want Barnes for Ramsay? Guess what you beige bitches, have we got a deal for you?
  6. Dock the cunts points. See if they will rest players for a European game if they're suddenly in a relegation battle.
  7. For those who can't see anything. Don't adjust your sets. It's a list of all Gemmill's predictions that proved true. Stay tuned next week for part two of NOTHING.
  8. More like Craig Dope. Up high!🤚Don't leave me hangin'
  9. @Toonpack @AgentAxeman Why are you spastic cunts replying to me? I wasn’t making an argument. I was relaying what happened to Rayvin in case he didn’t see the game. It wasn’t clear from his comment if he’d seen it or not. Anyway, @Rayvin then the board decided to have a pointless argument about the space-time continuum not realising that since Elanga was two daylights offside he’d already caused a tear at the quantum level resulting in a black hole forming near the byline which the Forest striker inadvertently inhaled. It tore his innards to shreds, definitely broke several ribs, and he was then shot into the air and exploded. The fumes are currently defusing over the residences of several Toontastic board members causing them to hallucinate violently about the possibility to form transcendental explications of cause and effect. Better?
  10. Maybe you’re confused on who was offside? The offside player was Elanga in the build up not the one who hurt himself going for a cross. Through ball from Forests own half for Elanga who was offside by about 3 yards. Elanga runs the ball down field and crosses. Forest lad knackers himself on the goalpost. Then the flag goes up for Elanga being offside which was obvious from the get go.
  11. Looks like we need a new rule for how far offside a player needs to be to flag immediately. It’s the only way.
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