Christmas Tree

What can I say. There was a lot of shit slasher type stuff in the 80’s but (maybe because I was a young dad), this one stuck with me. A respectable bloke who got away with such heinous stuff for so long. Bit like Renton in the politics thread.

I think one of the first films I remember was the child killer (can’t rember.... Wayne ) who was played by Brian denratty? , who had the kids buried under his house.

While not instant killers, the ones that worry me are the ones with property who can keep their victims alive for as long as they want. I think I was scarred by that scene in pulp fiction.

It’s quite surprising how rare they are over here.

Listen, its fucking this or the repeating the whole home brew fiasco.

Even this absolutely bog standard one looks lovely stained and chuck in a few cushions..... voila!

Let’s not forget my last Garden project

And chalk!

To convince the wife!!!

Joking aside...... They are made from pallets. That model is the “deluxe model” with a few strips of facia wood added to hide the pallet look. He makes all sorts out of pallets from bin hiders to garden bars. http://www.palletfurnitureuk.co.uk/ As for the proper tools, fuck that Seriously, there’s quite a few YouTube diy vids on these things and they don’t look that hard to do. Bit of sawing, sanding and screwing. This is his model without facials

They laughed at his project design But CT knew it’d be fine infact it’d be fandabba Whilst listening to Abba and knocking back bottles of wine

Nah, Brexits never gonna happen.

The circle is a hole in my pallet coffee table where the patio heater will stand.

Melted plastic from a cooking accident.

Plans drawn. Easy!

Ideal first project Fist?

Can’t be that hard Just been to a local place who supplies this below for £299. Part of me wants the easy option but when they’re free all over..... I think they’re a much nicer option than all this plastic rattan stuff.

Thinking of getting some free pallets and making one of these. Anyone made one?

You ok hun?

A member no, the party I usually vote for, yes.

The last one was Norman Lamont. Did him well.

Come on then sonny jim. What economist degree did Gordon Brown have? You are an idiot, the exchequer is stuffed full with very clever economists to advise. The job of the chancellor is to guide decision making in line with the governments political policy. Go away and find me the last economist chancellor and tell me how you rated him