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If they had a 20 point lead tehy would still go on about us chucking away a 12point lead. Would love it if they ended up with fuck all this season, LOVE IT

Really? worth £500k each positions in the league you know. Well, maybe not stuff us. I would like us to get beat tho. I cant stand Man Yoo, the way they and their players get away with murder!

Man this programme attracts some cocks. Steeeeeeeeeeeeevie Geeeeeeeeeeee should be England captain because he leads by example? How, by cheating? Throwing himself on the floor etc?

Chelsea Hope they stuff us next week. I cant stand Man Ure, the way the act etc Carlos Queer moaning about refs this weekend. Duck Lip kicking a stewerd etc Fuck off the lot of em!

Ironically you'll quite often find those most willing to cheat, just can't handle being cheated on. Broadly though you'll probably just regret getting involved. Although if you're of a Poisson persuasion you could thoughtfully let it slip to the girlfriend and then go for the comfort shag. Im not SO you know

Aye, thats my thinking too. I mean, its none of my business really but its not nice is it?

Now, Im not a grass, but I find this statement a bit shitty and sad to be honest. I havent ever staryed into anyones private lives and said "Your Y bummed Z on our weekend away you know!" What do you do? If you have a mate who has a partner and they find themselves straying, do you have a whisper in their shell? "Come on X what about Y?" Or is that classed as being a boring wanker etc? Treat those as you wished to be treated. I know one bloke who pulled a bird on a night out. Now his bird did a similar thing on a hen night and she couldnt do with the guilt and told him. He was crying like a pussy and was devastated for months!

Sound dude

Anyone know how to record something to MP3? I want an MP3 of Jabba the Hut speaking. TIA Wykiki

Nice one marra I am just about to move too, shitting it

Aye read about this. Great stuff, well done on the builder & council tbh!

Happy St Georges Day All

Aye the sight of the Kop was awesome. That shite blasting out then *wham* silence!

For Heading the wrong way on the M62

Aston Villa boss Martin O'Neill is lining up a £5m move for Chelsea's Steve Sidwell after conceding skipper Gareth Barry may leave this summer. (Daily Mirror) Spanish newspaper AS has claimed Barcelona striker Samuel Eto'o, who has a £120m release clause in his contract, held talks with Tottenham last week. (The Independent) Everton have been linked with moves for Zenit St Petersburg's Russia captain Andrei Arshavin and CSKA Moscow's Brazilian midfielder Dudu. (Various) The Toffees are also in the chase for Portsmouth midfielder Sean Davis, who manager David Moyes sees as a replacement for the out-of-contract Lee Carsley. (Daily Mirror) Davis and his Portsmouth team-mate Pedro Mendes could leave Fratton Park in the summer as boss Harry Redknapp seeks to raise cash to buy Liverpool striker Peter Crouch. (Daily Star) Striker Kevin Phillips will leave West Brom to join either Wigan or Derby on a free transfer after rejecting a new pay deal. (The Sun) Kevin Keegan could be poised to move for Liverpool's beleaguered John Arne Riise after the Newcastle manager admitted left-backs are high on his summer shopping shortlist. (The Guardian) NOT After Last Night Fredrikstad's £4m-rated striker Tarik Elyounoussi is being watched by Tottenham, Blackburn and Wigan after firing his side to the top of the Norwegian league. (Daily Mail) Manager Claudio Ranieri wants his old Chelsea goalkeeper Carlo Cudicini at Juventus. (Daily Mirror) Liverpool's Rafael Benitez and Manchester City's Sven-Goran Eriksson are on Valencia's hit list to replace axed boss Ronald Koeman. (The Sun) Aston Villa are ready to take on Newcastle in a £250,000 tussle for Bournemouth striker Sam Vokes, 18. (Daily Star) Former Carlisle and Bohemians manager Roddy Collins, 46, is in line to be named as director of football at Livingston. (Daily Record) Former Brentford boss Martin Allen is favourite to become the next manager of Huddersfield. (The Sun) Back to top OTHER GOSSIP Chelsea goalkeeper Petr Cech has joined football's super rich by signing two sponsorship deals that could be worth up to £25m. (Daily Express) Barcelona playmaker Xavi believes Cristiano Ronaldo would improve if the Manchester United winger were to move to the Nou Camp. (Daily Express) Former Newcastle defender Titus Bramble has criticised Newcastle fans, blaming the Magpies faithful for the sacking of manager Sam Allardyce. "The Newcastle fans aren't as good as everybody says," said the Wigan centre-back. (The Sun and Daily Star) Georgios Samaras, who is on loan at Celtic, says he will not return to Manchester City. "All I know is I won't be going back to Manchester City, that is for sure," he said. (Various) West Ham are set to offer goalkeeper Robert Green and striker Dean Ashton new deals that will take both players into the £40,000-a-week bracket. (The Sun) Sheffield Wednesday striker Francis Jeffers, 27, will travel to Holland later this week for an operation on a career-threatening ankle injury. (Daily Mail) Back to top AND FINALLY Derby boss Paul Jewell has had little luck backing winners this season. Not only has his side been relegated to the Championship but his two horses - Quite a Splash and Dame De Balme - have also been flops. Quite a Splash failed to finish in the first three in 11 races, while Dame De Balme was pulled up the only time she raced. But Jewell's luck could be about to change as he has bought Starstruck Peter - who has already won in Wolverhampton. There's nothing I can do for him at Derby but I'll be doing my absolute best to cheer him up with his horses," said Jewell's trainer Sean Curran. (Daily Express)

When Arboloa was down, he was down for some time, plus the time when Drogba was on the floor and also the scousers.

Drogba is a complete cock man! He is so good and doesnt need to pussya round like that. The Scousers are stupid tho and should of seen how he was playing the ref! Its only HT so far,. many many Scousers are beefing. I thought Chelsea were VERY VERY lucky tonight.

Cock

Parky's boring though, he never asks any interesting questions and is used as a just a PR tool. Wossy is a bit of a twat sometimes (the kirsty gallagher incident was embarrasing as hell) but mostly he is entertaining, even if not always hilarious funny. you are right about having his mates on, but they are entertaining to watch (add to the list lee evans and rob bryden who are on every few weeks as well). Was it Woss's show where Lee Eaveans climbed over the top of the set I do like Woss, its the faggots singing that I cant do with.

Put my tea in the oven last night, went to get it 20mins later it had vanished without a trace!!!! Its the last time I have them McCann Oven Chips!

Why dont they say they are just resting him? Its a joke thinking were thick as feck!

PLD SLP Wish we were in that position. After going 5-0 up we relaxed and got beat 8-5, gutted.