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Dripping like a Harvey's chin I bet

I took some Italian lessons years ago then been doing duo lingo last year or so. Tried to speak today in a shop and the women spoke so fast she saw how shocked I was and said 'English?' 🤣

Just been in a restaurant in Milan. The walls had graffiti on from customers. Two couples near us, Mackems. 'Mate you got a marker pen?' I bet you can't guess what hashtag they wrote.

The club I ride with has added a 'diversity officer' to its committee. To me I don't see an issue with this. Some have had a moan. But in all honesty up until the last few years the whole committee has been a bunch of middle class white retired men who are boring cunts. Today the new diversity officer posted about using gender neutral language. Again I'm all for it. The first question was (from a female I shall add) 'so if I was to say' she got a puncture ' how do I do that using gender neutral language?' FFS I replied 'she got a puncture' To which I got a load of shite back. When I tried telling them all you're doing is stating a fact and not trying to say she got a puncture because she is female I got a load more flack. We now have to say 'a member got a puncture' 🤣 wokesim at its finest

How hasn't covid taken that cunt

Milan is wall to wall bangers and that goes for the gadges too 🍆

Fyp

Days gone by a lad like this would come to the club to rot then be released to a league one side in his 20s.

He's a boring cunt who cannot change a match to something that's happening in the game. But agree, getting them to the finals has given him time

Imagine if it was the WC though. That excuse can't be used when it is.

Pmsl just seen the result. Southgate showing his true minerals in world cup year.

Jocks want oot

He's not wrong tho!

Fuck him off IMO.

Does he wear lipstick