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Dad in the Freeman after heart attack yesterday. What's he want bringing in? Only @stevewraith Geordie Mafia book

Kid behind me in queue at Morrisons is clearly fancying his luck on #ValentinesDay #lynxeffect http://t.co/kBWmWweH

Pyjama bottoms, parka and Crocs....only in Delaval

And now JKs "deeper underground"

Walked into workshop with Yazz, Only way is up blaring out!

Closely followed by a quick breather with a cuppa http://t.co/sN4aLNAn

Lying in bed with a much needed cuppa & Choco Leibniz thanks to my very lovely @ellietog for packing 'em

"Daddy...can you put my poster back up? I've put dried bogies on the wall to stick it"This is why I love being a dad!

...what do I find on bank statement? Been billing me monthly for it....total robbing useless #Orange bastards

Watching Lizard Lick Recovery, it makes Dog the Bounty Hunter look like an episode of Countdown

Whichever #Nufc player it is that drives a matt grey Bentley, they're now 3 points worse off thanks to Benton Rd speed camera

Gym session #2 completed.....10k bike, 3k run (followed by collapse)

“@rammlet: @pjwhitfield Great tune! You heathen!”That and Lennons Imagine are right up there on the "shitestick" scale

“@GingerFTM: “ http://t.co/gB7zEM6B”Epitome of everything wrong with footballers”Wonder if Chops is upto date with HMRC?

“@MarcSDuffy: Imagine we believed every transfer rumour we read. Dozens a day, every day.”95% of #Nufc hashtag does

“@NorthernJam: @pjwhitfield thanks for posting that, I'm gonna fret now till the summer.”Chill Winstaaaaaan

First trip to Gym for 2 years.....nailed it!

Just found what appears to be a lump of hard green chewing gum in an Asda teacake

“@Northolt_QPR: Dear #NUFC fans..... you're a town of fat bastards and mingers!”That's nowt, wait til you visit Huddersfield next year

Aaaaarrrggh!Forgot me bastard wallet!Arsechunks!

Player signs for #nufcPlayer scores goalsPlayer gets linked with #mufc moveThe circle of football journalism continues

Yup, @themichaelowen throws a punch exactly as I imagined he would#pisspoor #paperbag #Nufc #scfc #motd

Before I shuffle off this mortal coil I want to know the truth about Xisco #Nufc

So if they can't get the AGM going what happens again?

“@TheKingswoodAFC: Devastated to say that reserve team player/manager Mike Rodman collapsed and died on the pitch today!RIP