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“@lee_ryder: @LukeEdwardsTele I didn't knock any story. I did my job. #nufcFirst time for everything there Lee.

Hoooo @IanRobGill where's me #nooyork pics? Just watching this place http://t.co/DphV1FIjNP on Food Network, get down there!

If ever a decision changed a game

While another (& I shit yee not here) has shouted at her 1 year old girl who is called...wait for it....Tyson

“@thebroonkegs: Right iPad wanker http://t.co/SIOgduFM3f”I believe he may be a cleaner at my work! Stand upwind of him and you'll know

I'm playing FishWithAttitude on my iPhone - Everyone should check it out! AppStore: http://t.co/k0lkRY1ffp

That were a pwopa Bo derby that .....

Well over 200 people packed into the Crem yesterday for dads funeral. I hope I'm half as popular when I go

“@MongWatch: Norwich Chaos Crew' top boy!? http://t.co/khMSVEldJX”Did he spell 'We' wrong? looks like Wee

Well this one has me stumped. #nufc #safc #4pics http://t.co/mofnbFPC26

“@abbeybelll: Looove Rules of Engagement ????”If you close your eyes it's just an unfunny Family Guy episode

“@sageuk: Before #RTI begins you'll need to tackle #Payroll Year End”ahhhh #RTI my fave subject!#sad @PaddyJGraham

“@digitalspybrk: 'Geordie Shore' heading to Sydney for sixth series http://t.co/cI0vmSEyYY”Newcastles gain is Sydneys loss

“@WeePhillie: Get in you beauty... #FTM”Oh deary me.... #SMB

My Nana was buried exactly 1 week before her birthday. Friday is my dads funeral 7 days later would be his 69th birthday. #weirdShit

If its an Omelette maker why serve pasta on the box? http://t.co/sn9Hr26CwQ

“@Hev_Roberts97: @Nigella_Lawson i did my English presontation on you and i got and A!! XD my first A i was so proud x”Standards. Slipping

Bloody hell it's been a bad week for Roobarb & Custard, first Richard Briers now animator Bob Godfrey!http://t.co/JviFgiTUBX

“@CoffeeDaft: @pjwhitfield marriage ;p”Nah! More fun than that!!!

Organised a chapel of rest visit for my mum to see dad tomorrow. There's no way I'm going in like

Mobile speed can Western Way? West Denton just before Morrisons #Newcastle #NEFollowers #teamgeordie @teamgeordie

#itv player Big Match Revisited has #Leicester v #nufc Feb 1979, divn't spoil it and tell is the score maaan

#awaydayproblems no other city/ stadium/ bars can compare with home...

As @ellietog eloquently put it, Mamma Mia: the story of a slut that went 3's up n got knocked up