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“@mark_brophy: I'll have 2 of pie & bottle deal at £12.60 rather than pie & drink deal at £12.90 thanks #nufc http://t.co/673ZCO24”Genius

Can we start a twitter campaign to get a Keegans burger hut back in Leazes Corner? #nufc

“@arrivanortheast: SERVICE UPDATE: all services running out of our Blythe depot are being taken off. ” Phew! At least Blyth still on!

High tea in the Whitfield household #geetPosh http://t.co/QKrzVNy0

Tesco, give me a grands worth of shopping by Friday for free otherwise I'm going to go buy some elsewhere #SanLorenzoLogic

Seriously man, there must be safer pastimes than commuting via Victoria. How about blindfold fencing? Or naked BBQ?

Can't believe they put Green Street on at 10pm on a school night, poor @CHAOSCREW_NCFC are missing it

Cheetara from Thundercats is in Cramlington McDonalds...wearing leggings and Uggs http://t.co/Mjd2MFqz

Things you don't hear: but Blockbusters can't go bust, that's a sound business model

Random Destinys Child comment #Nufc

“@the_dilsh: “@TobinKnowsBest: @the_dilsh Is Remy a mug for choosing qpr?”Time will tell!!”Correct answer was YES Rob

#safc fans: don't bin that "Wembley tour" banner, you can use it in next years 3rd round replay

So was Remy one of Those that Carr has been tracking for years?

Playing at #SJP after Loftus Rd will be like Jim Bowen wheeling out speedboat#LookWhatYouCouldHaveWon http://t.co/3R4NKCkG

If #qpr did snatch Remy then could we sing "we paid his fare..." #FahkinLiberty #Nufc

Wolverine wondered why his Lonely Hearts ad failed.."@MackemLogic: WTF???? #MackemLogic #SAFC #FTM #NUFC http://t.co/w4nB1bBf”

That last RT man, how can a 12 year old say they're against modern football?

“@piersmorgan: I pay full price for 4 season tickets”Are you tweeting from the game then?

Remy Remy give us your answer doWe're half crazy at thought of signing you Come & do some damageJust like Peter Ramage#nufc

#WhoQPRwillbidfornext Santiago Muñez

I seem to remember "too good to go down" being a much used statement 4 years ago too

Good to hear our "boys" got out of Norwich ok, @CHAOSCREW_NCFC Look pwopa nawty. #nufc

Hmmm @NUFCThreatLevel have you ever thought of running a competition? Could be an idea #justSayingLike

Can't believe how naive some of #Nufc tag are. Feeling sorry for Colo? Bollocks he's screwing us over

I saw Colo in Tesco yesterday buying 10 bottles of Dulcolax#nufc #justSaying