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Alan Shearer Is God

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  1. The current one I am at in the moment.

     

    Working for Morrisons, the job itself isnt that bad, have a good laugh with the people that work their. It's just the way that you are spoken to/treated, by the management of the warehouse. Idiots. It's just like being back in school the way we are treated.

  2. Getting a bit worried about myself tbh, don't really fancy a drink which is very worrying considering since i was 15 I've been hammered every Friday night without fail, and I'm not taking the piss there.

     

    In the last sixteen years i bet i could count on 1 hand the amount of times I haven't been absolutley paraguayed on a Friday.

     

    My mate pestered me to go out tonight, I've had three snakeys and came home, it's just not normal behaviour

     

    Old age tbh.

  3. Went into Ann Summers recently (with the missus I might add, not on me tod!) and the stuff in there is 90% tat. It's like a joke shop tbf. Hardly anything sexy in there. And the porn (which I'm led to believe is sposed to cater for the ladies tastes?) was rancid. 'British Dogging' was one of the inducing titles on offer. Not today, thank you.

     

    How do you find breathing with the gimp mask on, Captain Crotchless? :rolleyes:

     

    :):(:D:D

  4. I'm afraid that we're gonna be implicated, but also kind of hopeful. Our club's rotten to the core, maybe it's time someone cleaned it up.

     

    ....and Freddy's the man for that job. With a team of all Geordie forensic accountants and auditors. *dances in the street with lercal pride*

     

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

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