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Whats SO doing in a library? :D

 

Using t'internet..

 

The missus won't let him have a PC in the house.

 

 

;)

 

Yes that's part of the reason, other is there's an incredible lass works at Wallsend library!

 

Asked her where the pornography (said it really fast) section was the other day. She looked shocked and said excuse me so I repeATed myself, "where is the photography section please?". Proved to be a great ice-breaker.

 

Fit librarians are a rarity. They can also be a bit musty.

 

Aye I reckon her fanny stinks, I'm on a mission to find out.

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Whats SO doing in a library? :unsure:

 

Using t'internet..

 

The missus won't let him have a PC in the house.

 

 

;)

 

Yes that's part of the reason, other is there's an incredible lass works at Wallsend library!

 

Asked her where the pornography (said it really fast) section was the other day. She looked shocked and said excuse me so I repeATed myself, "where is the photography section please?". Proved to be a great ice-breaker.

 

Fit librarians are a rarity. They can also be a bit musty.

 

Aye I reckon her fanny stinks, I'm on a mission to find out.

 

:D

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Whats SO doing in a library? :D

 

Using t'internet..

 

The missus won't let him have a PC in the house.

 

 

;)

 

Yes that's part of the reason, other is there's an incredible lass works at Wallsend library!

 

Asked her where the pornography (said it really fast) section was the other day. She looked shocked and said excuse me so I repeATed myself, "where is the photography section please?". Proved to be a great ice-breaker.

 

Fit librarians are a rarity. They can also be a bit musty.

 

Aye I reckon her fanny stinks, I'm on a mission to find out.

 

It'll stink of micro-fiche

 

:unsure:

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Whats SO doing in a library? ;)

 

Using t'internet..

 

The missus won't let him have a PC in the house.

 

 

;)

 

Yes that's part of the reason, other is there's an incredible lass works at Wallsend library!

 

Asked her where the pornography (said it really fast) section was the other day. She looked shocked and said excuse me so I repeATed myself, "where is the photography section please?". Proved to be a great ice-breaker.

 

Fit librarians are a rarity. They can also be a bit musty.

 

Aye I reckon her fanny stinks, I'm on a mission to find out.

 

It'll stink of micro-fiche

 

:blush:

 

:D:unsure:

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Whats SO doing in a library? :D

 

Using t'internet..

 

The missus won't let him have a PC in the house.

 

 

;)

 

Yes that's part of the reason, other is there's an incredible lass works at Wallsend library!

 

Asked her where the pornography (said it really fast) section was the other day. She looked shocked and said excuse me so I repeATed myself, "where is the photography section please?". Proved to be a great ice-breaker.

 

How fucking old are you? You'll be asking for two chicken legs left open at KFC next :unsure:

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Whats SO doing in a library? :D

 

Using t'internet..

 

The missus won't let him have a PC in the house.

 

 

;)

 

Yes that's part of the reason, other is there's an incredible lass works at Wallsend library!

 

Asked her where the pornography (said it really fast) section was the other day. She looked shocked and said excuse me so I repeATed myself, "where is the photography section please?". Proved to be a great ice-breaker.

 

Fit librarians are a rarity. They can also be a bit musty.

 

Aye I reckon her fanny stinks, I'm on a mission to find out.

 

It'll stink of micro-fiche

 

:unsure:

 

It'll stink of my cock by next week, illegally or legally.

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Whats SO doing in a library? :unsure:

 

Using t'internet..

 

The missus won't let him have a PC in the house.

 

 

;)

 

Yes that's part of the reason, other is there's an incredible lass works at Wallsend library!

 

Asked her where the pornography (said it really fast) section was the other day. She looked shocked and said excuse me so I repeATed myself, "where is the photography section please?". Proved to be a great ice-breaker.

 

Fit librarians are a rarity. They can also be a bit musty.

 

Aye I reckon her fanny stinks, I'm on a mission to find out.

 

It'll stink of micro-fiche

 

:blush:

 

It'll stink of my cock by next week, illegally or legally.

 

 

:D:unsure:;):blush::lol::lol::lol: shouldn't laugh at conspiracy to rape but its friday!

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Whats SO doing in a library? :D

 

Using t'internet..

 

The missus won't let him have a PC in the house.

 

 

;)

 

Yes that's part of the reason, other is there's an incredible lass works at Wallsend library!

 

Asked her where the pornography (said it really fast) section was the other day. She looked shocked and said excuse me so I repeATed myself, "where is the photography section please?". Proved to be a great ice-breaker.

 

Fit librarians are a rarity. They can also be a bit musty.

 

Aye I reckon her fanny stinks, I'm on a mission to find out.

 

It'll stink of micro-fiche

 

:unsure:

 

It'll stink of my cock by next week, illegally or legally.

 

I take it you've sorted the long one out then

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Whats SO doing in a library? :D

 

Using t'internet..

 

The missus won't let him have a PC in the house.

 

 

;)

 

Yes that's part of the reason, other is there's an incredible lass works at Wallsend library!

 

Asked her where the pornography (said it really fast) section was the other day. She looked shocked and said excuse me so I repeATed myself, "where is the photography section please?". Proved to be a great ice-breaker.

 

Fit librarians are a rarity. They can also be a bit musty.

 

Aye I reckon her fanny stinks, I'm on a mission to find out.

 

It'll stink of micro-fiche

 

:unsure:

 

It'll stink of my cock by next week, illegally or legally.

 

I take it you've sorted the long one out then

 

Aye didn't take long, an African princess on my left sussed what I was up to and provided the vital help I needed to get to the finishing line.

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Whats SO doing in a library? :D

 

Using t'internet..

 

The missus won't let him have a PC in the house.

 

 

;)

 

Yes that's part of the reason, other is there's an incredible lass works at Wallsend library!

 

Asked her where the pornography (said it really fast) section was the other day. She looked shocked and said excuse me so I repeATed myself, "where is the photography section please?". Proved to be a great ice-breaker.

 

Fit librarians are a rarity. They can also be a bit musty.

 

Aye I reckon her fanny stinks, I'm on a mission to find out.

 

It'll stink of micro-fiche

 

:unsure:

 

It'll stink of my cock by next week, illegally or legally.

 

I take it you've sorted the long one out then

 

Aye didn't take long, an African princess on my left sussed what I was up to and provided the vital help I needed to get to the finishing line.

 

You've just come in your pants?

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Whats SO doing in a library? :D

 

Using t'internet..

 

The missus won't let him have a PC in the house.

 

 

;)

 

Yes that's part of the reason, other is there's an incredible lass works at Wallsend library!

 

Asked her where the pornography (said it really fast) section was the other day. She looked shocked and said excuse me so I repeATed myself, "where is the photography section please?". Proved to be a great ice-breaker.

 

Fit librarians are a rarity. They can also be a bit musty.

 

Aye I reckon her fanny stinks, I'm on a mission to find out.

 

It'll stink of micro-fiche

 

;)

 

It'll stink of my cock by next week, illegally or legally.

 

I take it you've sorted the long one out then

 

Aye didn't take long, an African princess on my left sussed what I was up to and provided the vital help I needed to get to the finishing line.

 

You've just come in your pants?

 

No, in her hands, said she was gonna take it home to make some kind of potion with to keep the rain away. Each to their own I suppose.

 

So over the last few days I've both shit and cum in the library, very productive! :unsure:

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