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Professor of Maths send his wife a text. "Dear wife, you are 54 years old, you can no longer satisfy my needs so when you get this I will be in my hotel with my 18 year old assistant. Im sorry and I will be home late".

 

Wife on reading this replies "Dear husband, you are also 54 years old and by the time you get to your hotel Ill be at home with a 18 year old toyboy. You're the mathematician so you'll know that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes in 18 so don't hurry back floppy knob.

 

:lol:

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Professor of Maths send his wife a text. "Dear wife, you are 54 years old, you can no longer satisfy my needs so when you get this I will be in my hotel with my 18 year old assistant. Im sorry and I will be home late".

 

Wife on reading this replies "Dear husband, you are also 54 years old and by the time you get to your hotel Ill be at home with a 18 year old toyboy. You're the mathematician so you'll know that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes in 18 so don't hurry back floppy knob.

 

:yes

 

 

:lol: like it

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