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Monkeys Fist

Golf is firmly in the “ Hobby, not a sport” camp for me, along with snooker, darts and cricket. 

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RobinRobin
3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Oblique Seville is the best name on the track so far. Jamaican sprinter. 

Should be a pole vaulter 

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Monkeys Fist
57 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Day 8 and we're ahead of America in the medal table. 

I hope you’re keeping yourself hydrated - it’s a long haul. 

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Renton
1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

Day 8 and we're ahead of America in the medal table. 

 

I know they'll go well ahead once track and field starts properly but still. 

Fuck you yanks! 

 

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Gemmill
1 hour ago, Meenzer said:

Kayak cross is every bit as ridiculous and entertaining as I was hoping :lol:

 

Closest thing at the Olympics to It's A Knockout. Just making them do a random kayak roll in the middle of the race. :lol:

 

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Gemmill

All the fat cunts chucking bricks across the country tonight, and we've got no one in the shot putt final. 

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Ayatollah Hermione
43 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Closest thing at the Olympics to It's A Knockout. Just making them do a random kayak roll in the middle of the race. :lol:

 


I was watching one where one lass tried to do the roll and basically floated along underwater for a third of the course. She could have drowned but even the commentators were laughing 

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Ayatollah Hermione

Dutch lass in the 400m relay was insane down the stretch. She hadn’t been on the jakeys

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Gemmill

That was fucking class. The yanks holding an inquest just after the finishing line. I was cheering Bol on more than our lass. 

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Renton

St Lucia lass won the 100m sprint. I've been to her home town, it's very third world but essentially paradise under the shadow of the Pitons. Population of St Lucia is half that of Newcastle. 

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Gemmill
51 minutes ago, Renton said:

St Lucia lass won the 100m sprint. I've been to her home town, it's very third world but essentially paradise under the shadow of the Pitons. Population of St Lucia is half that of Newcastle. 

 

There was a lass from Peterlee won bronze in the rowing today, and I've been to her home town. 

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2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

 

Never won an Olympic medal in any event before I think. Then just opening your account with gold in the blue riband event in the athletics. It’s shit like that which makes the Olympics magic imo 

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wykikitoon
14 hours ago, Gemmill said:

That was fucking class. The yanks holding an inquest just after the finishing line. I was cheering Bol on more than our lass. 

Bol was fucking amazing 

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Renton
11 hours ago, Alex said:

 

Never won an Olympic medal in any event before I think. Then just opening your account with gold in the blue riband event in the athletics. It’s shit like that which makes the Olympics magic imo 

 

Aye,. Am loving it. If this was football the screen at Castries would flash up there:

 

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