Alex

And shit, fickle as fuck fans

They struggle to find their way to the toilet

There’s also the small matter of them being the actual side that gave rise to Athletic Bilbao’s kit

Classy

That Geordie accent still needs a bit of work.

Is the correct answer

They’ve only won about 15 trophies in that period

I’m honestly not sure I’ll know who I want to win until I start watching the match. Maybe not even then. If I watch it

Yeah, why would money be a factor in what’s likely to be his last big contract?

I caught about 5 seconds of it before immediately turning over. How the fuck was that cunt on there again? He might as well be the presenter

Lots of people like being told what to think without even realising. They’ll lap up what Morgan says even though the bloke himself doesn’t even believe it

It’s another master stroke by the club. We could have probably gotten him for a relatively reasonable fee (ditto wages) if we’d tried properly to sign him permanently last summer. Now that he’s done well he’s strengthened both his and West Brom’s bargaining position and will have other suitors. Fanks, Mike

I think it’s fucking hilarious two London clubs are playing each other in Azerbaijan

I remember him dressing up as a Nazi on the Des O’Connor show about once every 3 months. RIP

Aye. I think all 12 (2 series of 6 episodes) are still on iPlayer. They’re only 25-30 mins long.