Alex

He’s the latest ‘eccentric’ to receive far more BBC airtime than he warrants. I haven’t been able to face QT for years

That’s shit. Used to use them all the time when I worked in Norn Iron and they seemed to be universally known as FlyMaybe

Grandma for me but otherwise the same.

He’ll probably fuck the deal up again. The gargantuan cunt

Newcastle upon Tyne for me

Michael Owen must have spent about the last 7 years of his career robbing a living. Which would be bad enough if he was out getting mortal and snorting coke whilst shagging anything with a pulse. But, far worse than that, the boring little cunt was actually looking after himself and just about able to con clubs into thinking he wasn’t finished as a top level footballer.

He’s thick as pigshit but even he knows he’s wrong. I doubt he’ll admit it though

I know that, man

I know someone who studied there for a year and they came back knowing fewer Dutch words than me (which isn’t a lot). They did love it though

Who?

Planning

This country... [/Partridge]

Once again, he was bang on the money

Interesting piece on Vince: https://www.wisden.com/stories/stats-analysis/james-vince-unlucky-analysis-cricviz