Alex

His being mates with Schar is probably the entire basis for the story

That’s the best answer

Breakfast News on the BBC speaking to a trawler fisherman again. Who gives a fuck? It’s a minuscule part of the economy and the only reason they’ve still got anything to fish is because of the quotas.

I meant Sunderland

How statesmanlike

Who do you reckon looked most awkward in the boxing ring btw? Swinson or Farage?

Because she only cares about power

Sturgeon can say she'll demand it in return for cooperation in the event of a hung parliament but what’s she going to do? Go into coalition with Tories? As Begbie would say get tae fuckin’ fuck

In normal times the 500k disabled people who have successfully taken the government to court over losing benefits would’ve got more of a mention too

He has a great face for radio tbf

Aye, the Not So Secret Footballer

Apparently they had a strong side out. I wouldn’t know what that actually amounts to though

Just the latest party leader to box themselves in in pursuit of personal gain dressed up as saving the country

It appears The Secret Footballer was right

Take a bow