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Alex last won the day on January 17

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  1. Politics

    He’s the latest ‘eccentric’ to receive far more BBC airtime than he warrants. I haven’t been able to face QT for years
  2. General Random Conversation..

    That’s shit. Used to use them all the time when I worked in Norn Iron and they seemed to be universally known as FlyMaybe
  3. General Random Conversation..

    Grandma for me but otherwise the same.
  4. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    He’ll probably fuck the deal up again. The gargantuan cunt
  5. General Random Conversation..

    Newcastle upon Tyne for me
  6. Michael Owen must have spent about the last 7 years of his career robbing a living. Which would be bad enough if he was out getting mortal and snorting coke whilst shagging anything with a pulse. But, far worse than that, the boring little cunt was actually looking after himself and just about able to con clubs into thinking he wasn’t finished as a top level footballer.
  7. Europe --- In or Out

    He’s thick as pigshit but even he knows he’s wrong. I doubt he’ll admit it though
  8. Cunts Corner

    I know that, man
  9. Holidays 2019

    I know someone who studied there for a year and they came back knowing fewer Dutch words than me (which isn’t a lot). They did love it though
  10. Cunts Corner

  11. Europe --- In or Out

  12. Politics

    This country... [/Partridge]
  13. Europe --- In or Out

    Once again, he was bang on the money
  14. The Cricket Thread

    Interesting piece on Vince: https://www.wisden.com/stories/stats-analysis/james-vince-unlucky-analysis-cricviz

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