JawD 31 Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 Bloke come home from work, table is set, candles, wine for her, a beer for him, the lights are dimmed. "Whats all this?" he asks his wife "dont you remember last night?" she said "you came in, stotting drunk and asked me He looks and there are two plates. Hers, a nice steak with all the trimmings, and his, all the trimmings and a steaming sock "Eh? yeah I know I had a few more than usual but....?" "You came in, said your usual "a *hic* love yoush pet" and then added "cook me sock" before falling in a heap!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 Shinton on holiday is he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 I laughed. Once I got it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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