Toonraider 0 Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 You're weird. Do you ever answer a question in the normal manner? Uh oh..... Sorry I cant be doing with it all. I'm weird and you're hot. So hot I'm gonna cool you down. You know how to cool a chick down? You invite them round to your house, wine and dine them and just as she makes a passing comment about how sophisticated you are as a bloke, a bloke like they've never met in their lives before, you take that compliment and then you snap. Big time. Body temperature drops by a good degree or so. You apologise profusly, bring on a few crocodile tears if manageable, show a real sensitive side to your nature. Invite the chick upstairs to your bedroom, pull back the bedsheets and there it is. Last night's chick stone cold having been lying their for some 24 hours Of course a bird wouldn't think anything of anything of there being a hammer-drill, still-saw and stanley knife at the top of the stairs, with a few bin-liners scattered about for good measure. The thing is, I like to feed my chicks up before sending them on to the next life. Like I said, weird. You're always talking of beating chicks up and killing them. Why? I see death regularly, its not attractive. You've left the milk on luv. Look, fuck off. I wasnt talking to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 You're weird. Do you ever answer a question in the normal manner? Uh oh..... Sorry I cant be doing with it all. I'm weird and you're hot. So hot I'm gonna cool you down. You know how to cool a chick down? You invite them round to your house, wine and dine them and just as she makes a passing comment about how sophisticated you are as a bloke, a bloke like they've never met in their lives before, you take that compliment and then you snap. Big time. Body temperature drops by a good degree or so. You apologise profusly, bring on a few crocodile tears if manageable, show a real sensitive side to your nature. Invite the chick upstairs to your bedroom, pull back the bedsheets and there it is. Last night's chick stone cold having been lying their for some 24 hours Of course a bird wouldn't think anything of anything of there being a hammer-drill, still-saw and stanley knife at the top of the stairs, with a few bin-liners scattered about for good measure. The thing is, I like to feed my chicks up before sending them on to the next life. Like I said, weird. You're always talking of beating chicks up and killing them. Why? I see death regularly, its not attractive. You've left the milk on luv. Look, fuck off. I wasnt talking to you. I've undressed you psychologically so easily JJ won't even have to consider your flagrant and unwanted interjections. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34881 Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Toonraider, that response to Parky was fucking brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Jay Sea 0 Posted June 10, 2009 Author Share Posted June 10, 2009 You're weird. Do you ever answer a question in the normal manner? Uh oh..... Sorry I cant be doing with it all. I'm weird and you're hot. So hot I'm gonna cool you down. You know how to cool a chick down? You invite them round to your house, wine and dine them and just as she makes a passing comment about how sophisticated you are as a bloke, a bloke like they've never met in their lives before, you take that compliment and then you snap. Big time. Body temperature drops by a good degree or so. You apologise profusly, bring on a few crocodile tears if manageable, show a real sensitive side to your nature. Invite the chick upstairs to your bedroom, pull back the bedsheets and there it is. Last night's chick stone cold having been lying their for some 24 hours Of course a bird wouldn't think anything of anything of there being a hammer-drill, still-saw and stanley knife at the top of the stairs, with a few bin-liners scattered about for good measure. The thing is, I like to feed my chicks up before sending them on to the next life. Like I said, weird. You're always talking of beating chicks up and killing them. Why? I see death regularly, its not attractive. Man I can't believe it, a chick with similar interests as me. Death. Wow, you must mix in some canny cool circles to see death regularly. Are you into those 'snuff' movies then? Actually, PM me, It's kind of weird, exciting and erotic to exchange a mutual interest in death across the t'inter. I'd love to do a snuff movie. It's not just chicks either that see my good side. It's fellas as well, well used to be when I was practicising to be 'top jock', but I'm out of that phase now. It was my 'free your mind and your ass will follow' period but it's made me a stronger chap in the long run. Man on man, never did me no harm lady. None at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Toonraider, that response to Parky was fucking brilliant. Fuck of you gay ginger wakstained cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34881 Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Toonraider, that response to Parky was fucking brilliant. Fuck of you gay ginger wakstained cunt. Look, fuck off, I wasn't talking to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Toonraider, that response to Parky was fucking brilliant. Fuck of you gay ginger wakstained cunt. Look, fuck off, I wasn't talking to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 It wasnt that good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34881 Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Same goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Toonraider, that response to Parky was fucking brilliant. Thank you Bianca ( I don't like being called 'luv' ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 a few things to remeber 1. "Gold Jewellery" often hasn't much real gold in it and it varies by region Arabic countries, Far East (China, Hong Kong, Taiwan) 24 carat "Chuk Kam" (99.0% min) Arabic countries, Bangladesh, India, Pakistan & Sri Lanka 22 carat (91.6%) Arabic countries in the Persian Gulf region 21 carat (87.5%), 18 carat (75.0%) in most Egypt Europe - Southern / Mediterranean 18 carat (75.0%) Europe - Northern / USA etc 8-18 carat (33.3 - 75.0%) Russia / former USSR 9 (37.5%) and 14 carat 2. Even if you buy sommat "real" in say Hong Kong or Singapore the jeweler will take the weight of what he is selling, multiply it by the carat percentage to get the amount of REAL gold and the market price of gold THEN adds 25%-40% for workmanship and his cut - if you reverse the process you can see why you get so little for yer average UK item Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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