The Fish 9281 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 (edited) you're a founder of a new country, a land completety un-inhabited whose founders have given the task of setting the core rules and laws from which a legal system will sprout to you... some layabout internet person. Nothing too legal beagle, but a foundation of your countries future is all that is required. 1) Right to free speech 2) 1 years National service between 14 and 16 in the public forces (Army, Navy, Airforce, Fire Brigade, Police, Health) 3) Organised secular reglion is forbidden. Non-denominational faith services are permitted and encouraged, but Old religions are forbidden. 4) Voting is mandatory and is restricted to Party (A ) or Party (B ) (their names are irrelevant) 5) All those convicted of a crime will work for the entirety of their incarceration towards the improvement of the country and of themselves. 6) Organ donation is mandatory upon death 7) People with ties to Large companies or special interest groups will only be allowed to make small contributions. Large Companies or special interest groups will also be bound to the same limit. (the equivalent of £2000 in Britain today) 8) All Discrimination (Negative OR Positive) based on Gender, Race, Sexuality and Disability is forbidden. [This list is not exhaustive and may be added to by a majority agreement across both political parties.] 9) Education is paid for by the state until completion of a Degree level qualification 10) This constitution is not exhaustive but may only be added to by unanimous majority across both political parties. Edited December 22, 2005 by Geordie Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2934 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 (edited) 1. There shall be no religion and any attempt to inflict said beliefs upon the public shall be punishable by death. 2. Freedom of speech is all well and good as long as it doesn't involve: a: religion; b: racist or sexist ideals; c: man yoo/arsenal or chelsea supporters talking about football (just because their plastic team wins doesn't make them an expert.) 3. All citizens have a right to bear arms - but only if they are born with 5 of them (conjoin twins are the exception to this constitution rule and only krishna really has a leg to stand on when it comes to owning a gun but seeing there is no religion she doesn't exist anyway). 4. Just because your family is rich it doesn't mean you can have whatever you want. Social standing will be abolised and anyone trying to use it as an excuse will be deported to the US, no ifs no buts. Edited December 22, 2005 by sammynb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras 234 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 1. There shall be no religion and any attempt to inflict said beliefs upon the public shall be punishable by death.2. Freedom of speech is all well and good as long as it doesn't involve: a: religion; b: racist or sexist ideals; c: man yoo/arsenal or chelsea supporters talking about football (just because their plastic team wins doesn't make them an expert.) 3. All citizens have a right to bear arms - but only if they are born with 5 of them (conjoin twins are the exception to this constitution rule and only krishna really has a leg to stand on when it comes to owning a gun but seeing there is no religion she doens't exist anyway). 4. Just because your family is rich it doesn't mean you can have whatever you want. Social standing will be abolised and anyone trying to use it as an excuse will be deported to the US, no ifs no buts. 70568[/snapback] Krishna wept! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 1. There shall be no religion and any attempt to inflict said beliefs upon the public shall be punishable by death.2. Freedom of speech is all well and good as long as it doesn't involve: a: religion; b: racist or sexist ideals; c: man yoo/arsenal or chelsea supporters talking about football (just because their plastic team wins doesn't make them an expert.) 3. All citizens have a right to bear arms - but only if they are born with 5 of them (conjoin twins are the exception to this constitution rule and only krishna really has a leg to stand on when it comes to owning a gun but seeing there is no religion she doens't exist anyway). 4. Just because your family is rich it doesn't mean you can have whatever you want. Social standing will be abolised and anyone trying to use it as an excuse will be deported to the US, no ifs no buts. 70568[/snapback] Krishna wept! 70569[/snapback] Brahma on a bike tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2934 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 1. There shall be no religion and any attempt to inflict said beliefs upon the public shall be punishable by death.2. Freedom of speech is all well and good as long as it doesn't involve: a: religion; b: racist or sexist ideals; c: man yoo/arsenal or chelsea supporters talking about football (just because their plastic team wins doesn't make them an expert.) 3. All citizens have a right to bear arms - but only if they are born with 5 of them (conjoin twins are the exception to this constitution rule and only krishna really has a leg to stand on when it comes to owning a gun but seeing there is no religion she doens't exist anyway). 4. Just because your family is rich it doesn't mean you can have whatever you want. Social standing will be abolised and anyone trying to use it as an excuse will be deported to the US, no ifs no buts. 70568[/snapback] Krishna wept! 70569[/snapback] That's more of your highly evolved american irony isn't it? fuck me, anointing allah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras 234 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 1. There shall be no religion and any attempt to inflict said beliefs upon the public shall be punishable by death.2. Freedom of speech is all well and good as long as it doesn't involve: a: religion; b: racist or sexist ideals; c: man yoo/arsenal or chelsea supporters talking about football (just because their plastic team wins doesn't make them an expert.) 3. All citizens have a right to bear arms - but only if they are born with 5 of them (conjoin twins are the exception to this constitution rule and only krishna really has a leg to stand on when it comes to owning a gun but seeing there is no religion she doens't exist anyway). 4. Just because your family is rich it doesn't mean you can have whatever you want. Social standing will be abolised and anyone trying to use it as an excuse will be deported to the US, no ifs no buts. 70568[/snapback] Krishna wept! 70569[/snapback] That's more of your highly evolved american irony isn't it? fuck me, anointing allah 70573[/snapback] No; just pointing out that as the father of Ganesh, Krishna is a predominantly MALE figure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2934 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 (edited) 1. There shall be no religion and any attempt to inflict said beliefs upon the public shall be punishable by death.2. Freedom of speech is all well and good as long as it doesn't involve: a: religion; b: racist or sexist ideals; c: man yoo/arsenal or chelsea supporters talking about football (just because their plastic team wins doesn't make them an expert.) 3. All citizens have a right to bear arms - but only if they are born with 5 of them (conjoin twins are the exception to this constitution rule and only krishna really has a leg to stand on when it comes to owning a gun but seeing there is no religion she doens't exist anyway). 4. Just because your family is rich it doesn't mean you can have whatever you want. Social standing will be abolised and anyone trying to use it as an excuse will be deported to the US, no ifs no buts. 70568[/snapback] Krishna wept! 70569[/snapback] That's more of your highly evolved american irony isn't it? fuck me, anointing allah 70573[/snapback] No; just pointing out that as the father of Ganesh, Krishna is a predominantly MALE figure. 70577[/snapback] See isn't that the irony of religion - gods really have no gender and yet we as humans seem to always refer to them as male - patriarchist tbh! Edited December 22, 2005 by sammynb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 All women with PMT have the right to cry at will and must be fed chocolate regularly. They also have the right to throw pans without fear of reproach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9281 Posted December 22, 2005 Author Share Posted December 22, 2005 All men suffering women with PMT have the right to Sundays off. Everything no work, no housework, no nagging, no laundry, allowed to spend the day watching tv, drinking beer, groping their woman arbitrarily etc. it's only fair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 All women with PMT will spend the week in 'the cooler'. 70579[/snapback] Agreed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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