ravtash patel 0 Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 can anybody explain why it is that over the christmas period my bottom takes on a whole new aroma? i'm not really eating differently to what i normally consume but for some reason when i go for a shit i come out leaving the netty smelling like an african village.!! wor lass is starting to get on my case about it but there's very little i can do other than a few blasts of glade when i've finished wiping.. another thing that wor lass used to have a go at me for was leaving the bog seat up, so i got into the habit of leaving it down.. now she goes mental because its always covered in piss !! fuckin women, you just cant win !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 Brussel Sprouts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 can anybody explain why it is that over the christmas period my bottom takes on a whole new aroma?i'm not really eating differently to what i normally consume but for some reason when i go for a shit i come out leaving the netty smelling like an african village.!! wor lass is starting to get on my case about it but there's very little i can do other than a few blasts of glade when i've finished wiping.. another thing that wor lass used to have a go at me for was leaving the bog seat up, so i got into the habit of leaving it down.. now she goes mental because its always covered in piss !! fuckin women, you just cant win !!! 71747[/snapback] Your a scruffy bastard who lives in the Byker Wall and you're mystified as to why you stink? Come on son it's not rocket science! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9052 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Your a scruffy bastard who lives in the Byker Wall and you're mystified as to why you stink? Come on son it's not rocket science! 73425[/snapback] where do you live by the way Smoothy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Your a scruffy bastard who lives in the Byker Wall and you're mystified as to why you stink? Come on son it's not rocket science! 73425[/snapback] where do you live by the way Smoothy? 73427[/snapback] Walkerville, as it states in my profile. The posh end though, we eat fancy cakes and all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9052 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 fancy cakes? you mean fondant fancies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 fancy cakes? you mean fondant fancies? 73444[/snapback] Too right, batenburg as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9052 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 fancy dan I'll stick to Victoria Sponge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 fancy dan I'll stick to Victoria Sponge 73448[/snapback] Well dan is my name! Sarah Lee for ye no doubt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9052 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 home made my man, home made my mother is a superb cook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 home made by my man, home made my mother is a superb cock 73456[/snapback] What??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9052 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 wow... that's genius... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 wow... that's genius... 73472[/snapback] It's what boredom at work does to you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9052 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 get a proper job softlad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 get a proper job softlad 73494[/snapback] Aye I'm thinking of applying for one of those bog cleaning jobs in one the towns fancy bars like, there's nothing better than the stench of piss and shit to get me going for an 8 hour shift! Although I fear I'll be discriminated against because I'm white. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9052 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Also.. you can't Dance. not like me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 I can moonwalk though, surely that'll work in my favour!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9052 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 the 1980's called, they want the floorfiller back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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