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Kid Dynamite

Formally charged now, witnesses to the crime and they are going to deny bail. Police have said they have been called there recently for 'domestic' incidents too. The blokes obviously a nutter, he'll be lucky to see the 2054 Olympics

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Howmanheyman

:lol: Stevie? Is it you?

??????

 

 

You must have seen the dude running on the blades?...hes ran against able bodied atheletes too...got beat and whinged like a bairn off the British lad (Johnny Peacock?) at last summers paralympics..

do you remember that olympics that happened last year? it was in the news now and then

 

bit of telly coverage

Never watched it but I have heard of some of the competitors such as Ellis, Wiggins and Bolt. Never heard of the lad who's just killed his girlfriend though.

 

(By the way, 140 guests?)

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Christmas Tree

Hands up those who had heard of him before this. I hadn't.

 

Even Id heard of him and I dont usually watch other teams.

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Oh aye, big hoo haa over him complaining about blade designs etc.

 

As for today, wor lass got me a card and a bar of choc with a coffee for breakfast and is making me a curry for tonight. She had same off me plus flowers. Thats enough imo without going overboard, dont do gifts etc.

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Christmas Tree

Got up

woke the bairn

bathed the bairn

iron clothes, dressed and fed bairn and father

Did the Asda shop (with bairn)

Remembered card and flowers for wife

Put shopping away

Fed bairn and father

 

Definitely going to pub to watch match. :)

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Christmas Tree

Good luck trying to sneak a blade into prison :lol:

 

This is going to be the crime that keeps on giving.

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Howmanheyman

Anyway, bought her a necklace and a card as other valentine days haven't went down too well.

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Christmas Tree

Anyway, bought her a necklace and a card as other valentine days haven't went down too well.

 

Pearl?

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Howmanheyman

Even Id heard of him and I dont usually watch other teams.

Shiftwork and a lack of interest in the Olympics.

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I got a brand new iPhone 4S delivered this morning. From me cos I'm worth it :D

 

(And I was due an ugrade....)

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I got her a card and that's it. I did demand she cooked me a 3 course slap up meal though which is very romantic of me... said as it was her birthday on Sunday i'd spoilt her enough and now it was my turn.

 

Yeah I'm a smooth operator!

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Monkeys Fist

Sadly, since I'm working away, I will miss the commercialised sick fest this year. I've decided the only way to soothe my aching heart is by watching the match in the pub tonight. :lol:

 

Sent The Wench a card, and also one for my daughter as she's become aware of it through school and would be gutted if she missed out.

She's five.

 

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Going out for food & drinks then the match with Himself and several other lads. Told him not to bother with cards or owt daft (same as every year), we're skint at the minute anyway so I'd rather he saved the money.

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Dr Gloom

Roses are red

Violets are glorious

Never sneak up on

Oscar Pistorius

 

that just had everyone in my office giggling. nice one

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LoveTheBobby

Surely Oscar pistorius can't be the first man to wake up legless on Valentines Day and shoot all over his wife's face imagining she was someone else?

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