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Front page of the Sun today saying Joe Cole took a beating from a love rival, he'd been with the lovely Keeley and another bloke, no doubt her boyfriend turned up and knocked 7 shades of shit out of him, he had to jump out of a window and hot foot it to a local cab office, topless and with only one shoe! Must have been all he could gather after being rumbled!

 

A "spokesman" for the cab firm said he was barely recognisable!

 

He'll be on even thinner ice with Jose now!

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she puts it about abit, last i heard she was playing young Ferdinand and Richardson off each other

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Well it makes a change a lass playing footballers off each other!

 

Good on her, dirty bitch!

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She'd definately get a doseage of man fat that's for sure
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she puts it about abit, last i heard she was playing young Ferdinand and Richardson off each other

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Well it makes a change a lass playing footballers off each other!

 

Good on her, dirty bitch!

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She'd definately get a doseage of man fat that's for sure

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Amen to that homeboy.

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Front page of the Sun today saying Joe Cole took a beating from a love rival, he'd been with the lovely Keeley and another bloke, no doubt her boyfriend turned up and knocked 7 shades of shit out of him, he had to jump out of a window and hot foot it to a local cab office, topless and with only one shoe! Must have been all he could gather after being rumbled!

 

A "spokesman" for the cab firm said he was barely recognisable!

 

He'll be on even thinner ice with Jose now!

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He'd fit in perfectly at Newcastle United.

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Front page of the Sun today saying Joe Cole took a beating from a love rival, he'd been with the lovely Keeley and another bloke, no doubt her boyfriend turned up and knocked 7 shades of shit out of him, he had to jump out of a window and hot foot it to a local cab office, topless and with only one shoe! Must have been all he could gather after being rumbled!

 

A "spokesman" for the cab firm said he was barely recognisable!

 

He'll be on even thinner ice with Jose now!

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He'd fit in perfectly at Newcastle United.

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Aye we would ruin his career too.

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Sure it wasn't Gejon? Allegedly he looks a bit like Joe Cole.....

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Related to him aswell, I think.

 

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy, if you ever needed reminding what a poisonous little dwarf he is then check out his website:

 

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