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I had a dream last night.....

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that a bloke in my office died, we all went to his funeral and afterwards I was standing alone near the cemetary when the supposedly dead bloke walks past me. So I follows him to the bank where he is given a cheque for millions of pounds. I follow him after he leaves the bank and heads to the airport, on route I ring a few people from the office to tell them what's happening, they meet me at the airport and we confront the bloke.

 

I then woke up confused and think to myself what a funny dream, then it dawns on me! The bloke in question has just took over control of the lottery syndicate at work hasn't he! And he's a bender to boot so his honesty is already in question!

 

A preminition me thinks.

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that a bloke in my office died, we all went to his funeral and afterwards I was standing alone near the cemetary when the supposedly dead bloke walks past me. So I follows him to the bank where he is given a cheque for millions of pounds. I follow him after he leaves the bank and heads to the airport, on route I ring a few people from the office to tell them what's happening, they meet me at the airport and we confront the bloke.

 

I then woke up confused and think to myself what a funny dream, then it dawns on me! The bloke in question has just took over control of the lottery syndicate at work hasn't he! And he's a bender to boot so his honesty is already in question!

 

A preminition me thinks.

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You can just come out and say Wacky you know. We dont need names, but its fucking obvious to everyone. ;)

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Or too much cheese before bedtime ;)

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Wacky's knob cheese tbh.

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I think we've covered all bases between us now, mate. ;)

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Poor dwarf bastard gets some stick on here like, it's just as well god blesses these midgets with a canny sense of humour.

 

Anyway it wasn't Wacky, couldn't be, I said a bloke at work and Wacky's dole scum! He's addicted to skunk you know, ever since someone in the Byker Wall told him it gets you high! Thick as fuck!

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that a bloke in my office died, we all went to his funeral and afterwards I was standing alone near the cemetary when the supposedly dead bloke walks past me. So I follows him to the bank where he is given a cheque for millions of pounds. I follow him after he leaves the bank and heads to the airport, on route I ring a few people from the office to tell them what's happening, they meet me at the airport and we confront the bloke.

 

I then woke up confused and think to myself what a funny dream, then it dawns on me! The bloke in question has just took over control of the lottery syndicate at work hasn't he! And he's a bender to boot so his honesty is already in question!

 

A preminition me thinks.

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I would keep a close eye on the shit pushing bastard, to have your lottery winnings stolen is one thing, by a raving hom is another.

 

Make sure he puts the right numbers on as i used to work with this right thick cunt who ended up costing us a monkey on the irish lottery through not checking the tickets properly

;)

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I had a dream once in which myself and Libby (from Sabrina  ;) ) were inside a linen closet  ;)

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Dunno who she is. Made me think of Libby Kennedy though of Neighbours which is never bad. The epitomy of borderline.

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that a bloke in my office died, we all went to his funeral and afterwards I was standing alone near the cemetary when the supposedly dead bloke walks past me. So I follows him to the bank where he is given a cheque for millions of pounds. I follow him after he leaves the bank and heads to the airport, on route I ring a few people from the office to tell them what's happening, they meet me at the airport and we confront the bloke.

 

I then woke up confused and think to myself what a funny dream, then it dawns on me! The bloke in question has just took over control of the lottery syndicate at work hasn't he! And he's a bender to boot so his honesty is already in question!

 

A preminition me thinks.

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I would keep a close eye on the shit pushing bastard, to have your lottery winnings stolen is one thing, by a raving hom is another.

 

Make sure he puts the right numbers on as i used to work with this right thick cunt who ended up costing us a monkey on the irish lottery through not checking the tickets properly

;)

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Hello! :rolleyes:;)

 

I was flush that month!

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I had a dream once in which myself and Libby (from Sabrina  ;) ) were inside a linen closet  ;)

80127[/snapback]

 

Dunno who she is. Made me think of Libby Kennedy though of Neighbours which is never bad. The epitomy of borderline.

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I had a dream once in which myself and Libby (from Sabrina  ;) ) were inside a linen closet  ;)

80127[/snapback]

 

Dunno who she is. Made me think of Libby Kennedy though of Neighbours which is never bad. The epitomy of borderline.

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Hound tbh!

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I had a dream once in which myself and Libby (from Sabrina  :rolleyes: ) were inside a linen closet  ;)

80127[/snapback]

 

Dunno who she is. Made me think of Libby Kennedy though of Neighbours which is never bad. The epitomy of borderline.

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jennaleighgreen1wp.jpg

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Hound tbh!

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You haven't watched the show ;) (I'd like to point out I don't watch the show anymore)

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I had a dream once in which myself and Libby (from Sabrina  :rolleyes: ) were inside a linen closet  ;)

80127[/snapback]

 

Dunno who she is. Made me think of Libby Kennedy though of Neighbours which is never bad. The epitomy of borderline.

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jennaleighgreen1wp.jpg

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Hound tbh!

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You haven't watched the show ;) (I'd like to point out I don't watch the show anymore)

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gone blind tbh

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Poor dwarf bastard gets some stick on here like, it's just as well god blesses these midgets with a canny sense of humour.

 

Anyway it wasn't Wacky, couldn't be, I said a bloke at work and Wacky's dole scum! He's addicted to skunk you know, ever since someone in the Byker Wall told him it gets you high! Thick as fuck!

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Don't see how that refutes the allegation of a pound of Wacky's love sausage up your back passage tbh.

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gone blind tbh

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;)

 

Brock, if you don't watch it any more, why was she on your mind? ;)

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gone blind tbh

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;)

 

Brock, if you don't watch it any more, why was she on your mind? ;)

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I forgot to mention that this was a dream I had a few years ago. :rolleyes:

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