StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 It's amazing how high liverpool are on most peoples lists. It's not Liverpool, it's Liverpool Football Club.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43974 Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 It's not Liverpool, it's Liverpool Football Club.. That's my line, cunt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 That's my line, cunt! I might let you deliver it next time. Might Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 Lah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 44 Posted May 10, 2016 Author Share Posted May 10, 2016 (edited) 1 Sunderland 2 Liverpool 3 Tottenham 4 Everton 5 Leeds 6 Celtic 7 Rangers 8 Aston Villa 9 Barcelona 10 Boro My list has changed a lot in just 2 years. Certainly the top 5. 1 Sunderland - still the mackems, living in South Shields for over 2 years now, has made me hate them even more. You have some lovely days here, down the beech, in the beech bars etc....then some total mong will come past in a Sunderland top three times too small. The most unlikely support to have decent teeth. 2 Liverpool - the top two will never change ever. 3 ASTON FUCKIN VILLA - Honestly I don't agree with football violence, but sometimes fans deserve a slap. Walking back to the pub beside our car on Saturday a brummie said, "That wus the groitest atmusfeer at the Veelur seence Gryum Tylur was 'ere'" and why??? Because they hate us as much as they hate their neighbours. We looked firmly down our nose at these, and if we were in the Conference we'd still be a nationally more important club than these non-event mouthy bastards. 4 Tottenham 5 Everton 6 New place for Arsenal. The Villa of the South its like a collection of London's most non football like arseholes. Get back to the Rugby. Their manager made their club who they are today, and in 18 years NOT ONCE have they been outside the top 4, yet Wenger is past it. He made the club what it is today you arseholes. 7/8 Rangers/Celtic Still deluded bigoted fuckwits who forget its 2015 not 1985 anymore. 9 Barcelona Manufactured load of bollocks brilliantly marketed around the world. 10 Manchester City They always moaned about Man Utd fans being plastic, more than half their shit support is plastic. Am I jealous of what they've achieved? Fuckin rights! Edited May 10, 2016 by McFaul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gpirlo68 0 Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 Got a feeling that after Wednesday night Everton could be even higher on that list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 44 Posted May 10, 2016 Author Share Posted May 10, 2016 Got a feeling that after Wednesday night Everton could be even higher on that list Aye and if I was one of the mackem fans floating about on here I'd ask me why I spell beach as beech. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazza123 0 Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Forest (mining strike 1984) far more important than football Boro ..away always gave us a kicking Sunderland ,after 1985..always gave us a kicking Spurs , 87...twats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 1 Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 How can anyone hate Boro? They're inoffensive, like Norwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39291 Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Clearly mackems view them as local rivals and their only competition for the Toppermost Dogs trophy next season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinofbeans 93 Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Spurs/Chelsea/Liverpool/Man utd/Leeds. all terrible clubs. with terrible fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gpirlo68 0 Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Clearly mackems view them as local rivals and their only competition for the Toppermost Dogs trophy next season. Unless Boro win then ofcourse it wouldnt be a Derby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43974 Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Spurs/Chelsea/Liverpool/Man utd/Leeds. all terrible clubs. with terrible fans. I've told you before, it should be 'tin of beans'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Unless Boro win then ofcourse it wouldnt be a Derby Top nonces? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goonies 0 Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 FTM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63312 Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 [emoji38] meltdown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 44 Posted May 12, 2016 Author Share Posted May 12, 2016 When is the funny line? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43974 Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Do you, Mr Mackem, take miss Mackem, to be your lawfully wedded wife? I do. FTM. And do you, Miss Mackem, take Mr Mackem, to be your lawfully wedded husband? I do. FTM. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 26385 Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 It's a boy! FTM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43974 Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 This is the departed soul of Derek from the other side, tell my Doris I left the key to the safe in the biscuit jar. FTM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39291 Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Do you, Mr Mackem, take miss Mackem, to be your lawfully wedded wife? I do. FTM. And do you, Miss Mackem, take Mr Mackem, to be your lawfully wedded husband? I do. FTM. FTM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 26385 Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 As we commit Mr Mackem's body to the ground, earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust. FTM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43974 Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 FTM: "knock, knock.' Marra: "who's there? FTM." FTM: "Have you heard it?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 26385 Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 A man walks into a kebab shop somewhere in deepest, darkest Pennywell... "I'll have a burger, cheesy chips and blue pop to go. FTM." "Coming right up. FTM." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43974 Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Massive fucking lads fan, FTM! Massive fucking lads fan, FTM! Never give a reason, never give a rhyme, Stupid fucking mackems, Say it all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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