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Somebody get that photo of CT and put this effect on it please. It'll wind him up no end that someone knows how to do it and has done it with his photo.

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Howmanheyman

:lol: if only Athena was still open. Or as CT calls it, Le Louvre.

'Athena' :lol:

 

They had a canny pic in there of the Mandy Smith's arse to be fair.

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Considering Fish likes Jack Vettriano he's got a cheek. Also, RobW, you dirty old fucker.

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Monkeys Fist

Considering Fish likes Jack Vettriano he's got a cheek. Also, RobW, you dirty old fucker.

:D

Proper 70s minge

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Unless you want to be an art historian, curator or something like that ;)

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Kevin Carr's Gloves

Unless you want to be an art historian, curator or something like that ;)

 

Cos there are a million jobs in that field going :razz:

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Kevin Carr's Gloves

Also wtf is it with Tracy Emin. She can't fucking draw ffs that is the basic requirement of an artist surely.

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Cos there are a million jobs in that field going :razz:

 

It'd be interesting to know what percentage of university graduates go on to have careers in degree relevant fields.

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It'd be interesting to know what percentage of university graduates go on to have careers in degree relevant fields.

 

Yeah I didn't like.

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Also wtf is it with Tracy Emin. She can't fucking draw ffs that is the basic requirement of an artist surely.

You need to get yourself to Afghanistan to learn about conceptual art.

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Also wtf is it with Tracy Emin. She can't fucking draw ffs that is the basic requirement of an artist surely.

 

She's nae Henry Hill that's for sure.

 

Can't remember if I mentioned Tims Vermeer in the film thread, but it's an excellent film that says something about the nature of art.

 

Tim had never picked up a brush in his life and his first attempt at painting is to reproduce a vermeer identically and he pulls it off incredibly well. It shows that Vermeer himself wasn't necessarily a talented "drawer", despite causing a seismic shift in styles across the artworld with his paintings which were miles ahead of anyone else at that time in terms of how they recreated what the eye could see.

 

Tim ends up impressing Hockney with his painting, which he did every brushstroke on himself.

 

Premiere+Sony+Pictures+Classics+Tim+Verm

 

There's nothing artistic in what Tim does whatsoever though. It's a magic trick and not an original one. Vermeer performed the magic trick 400 years ago, but he was artistic, because he was the first to do it. He was original. Which I suppose is all that great art has to be.

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