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RobinRobin
2 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

I think I have worked out why you're a shit manager Tim.

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Is he getting a cut from their agents? Looks like a team mostly being pushed for sales. 

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Dazzler
16 minutes ago, RobinRobin said:

Is he getting a cut from their agents? Looks like a team mostly being pushed for sales. 

Front 4 is about right IMO but the rest is laughable.

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wykikitoon
18 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

Front 4 is about right IMO but the rest is laughable.


Mo Salah enters the chat.

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Rayvin

He's picked no more than one player per team. Some attempt at diplomacy i suppose :lol:

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wykikitoon
4 minutes ago, Rayvin said:

He's picked no more than one player per team. Some attempt at diplomacy i suppose :lol:

Aye, but Salah over 'Trent'?

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Dazzler
1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:


Mo Salah enters the chat.

He can get fucked with his 6 pack and fake hair.

 

He’s one suspect sexual encounter away from being a full blown Poundland Ronaldo.

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RobElliott

If you thought Sherwood was bad, insights from Troy Deeney on wor Fab

 

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Kevin Carr's Gloves

Are there any ex footballers working as pundits who aren’t thick as mince?

 

exeptions

Linekar

Shearer

McCoist.

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sammynb
2 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

Are there any ex footballers working as pundits who aren’t thick as mince?

 

exeptions

Linekar

Shearer

McCoist.

 

We also get Shay and Sir Les on our coverage occasionally and they seem sound/not brain dead.

The rest are thick as shite and Owen has the ability to suck all the oxygen out of the room he's such a dull, thick, vacuum, the cunt.

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wykikitoon
10 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

Are there any ex footballers working as pundits who aren’t thick as mince?

 

exeptions

Linekar

Shearer

McCoist.

 

I would like to see McCoist more, but he sold his sole to Murdoch media.  He's a canny pundit.

 

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Alex
1 hour ago, RobElliott said:

If you thought Sherwood was bad, insights from Troy Deeney on wor Fab

 

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Deeney seems to have carved out a bit of a media career for himself. Also seems to turn up on loads of those podcast clips you see where players relate ‘fascinating’ anecdotes from back in the day. I must have caught about 5 or so with him on and on every single one he’s had a fallout with and threatened to chin the manager / one of the coaches. Even allowing for BS maybe he was the issue a lot of the time? 

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The Fish
2 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

 

I would like to see McCoist more, but he sold his sole to Murdoch media.  He's a canny pundit.

 

I know Sky costs an arm and a leg, but that seems needlessly cruel.

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Toonpack
17 minutes ago, The Fish said:

I know Sky costs an arm and a leg, but that seems needlessly cruel.

 

I hake it when that happens. 

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Dr Gloom
6 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

I hake it when that happens. 

 

dear cod, not this shite again 

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Toonpack
3 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

dear cod, not this shite again 

It is my aim to conger Gemmill's dislike of puns

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Gemmill

Just straight up using the word fish ffs. 

 

It's stuff like this that makes me hate you all. 

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wykikitoon

You just think you're a big fish that's all.

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Toonpack
2 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Stop carping on about it

 

Gan on Wyki, batter the cunt

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wykikitoon
1 minute ago, Toonpack said:

 

Gan on Wyki, batter the cunt

He's not in the right plaice if he doesn't like puns

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Toonpack
Just now, wykikitoon said:

He's not in the right plaice if he doesn't like puns

 

Skating on thin ice, he is.

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