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https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c1wl197jw9qo

 

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Part of the plan includes a focus on female-friendly changing rooms and toilets as well as providing parent and guardian areas, including family toilets and breastfeeding areas.

 

It would would want to see 45% of toilets for males and 45% females, with 10% gender-neutral.

 

Improving the matchday experience has also been addressed, with the guidelines saying seat sizes and spacing should be adapted with women in mind.

 

The option for supporters to sit in an alcohol-free area of the stadium should also be on offer, it says

 

 

Give them an inch...

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Meenzer
23 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Give them an inch...

 

If they're lucky

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Howmanheyman
On 13/11/2025 at 16:13, ewerk said:

 

 

"Alreet, hinny, let me me introduce you to the Victorian Gallowgate water closet...."

 

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Christmas Tree
2 hours ago, ewerk said:

Well that'll take a good five minutes before someone finds a way around it.


Smart TV - Sorted

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Craig
5 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

"Alreet, hinny, let me me introduce you to the Victorian Gallowgate water closet...."

 

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Looks uncannily like the Gallowgate bogs, but those are Saltergate at Chesterfield.

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Howmanheyman
14 minutes ago, Craig said:


Looks uncannily like the Gallowgate bogs, but those are Saltergate at Chesterfield.

 

I know, that's why I put the gallowgate stairway there, I couldn't find the real thing. :good:

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RobinRobin
9 hours ago, ewerk said:

Give them an inch...

CT has entered the chat 

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Alex
9 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

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:lol:

 

Been watching a few of Limmy’s ‘Dee Dee’ sketches lately btw :lol: 

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Gemmill
18 minutes ago, Alex said:

Been watching a few of Limmy’s ‘Dee Dee’ sketches lately btw :lol: 

 

 

:lol:Class. 

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Alex
5 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

:lol:Class. 

It might’ve passed you by when watching because I know you didn’t spend the 90s injecting bong, but I love how those sketches are soundtracked by Spanish Castles in Space by The Orb. 

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Howmanheyman

"Ornstien! Repeat, Ornstein! This is Liverpool Football Club speaking, are you there? Over"

 

"Ornstein recieving. Over."

 

"Put Semenyo's release clause out there. Activate operation 'unsettle' again. Over."

 

"Message received and understood. Over. YNWA."

 

 

 

 

 

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spongebob toonpants

Same thing starting to happen with the drumbeat for Livramento to Manchester City

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Still banging on about this :lol: 

 

Also WTF is a 'Football Issues' correspondent? 

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Howmanheyman
1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:

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Still banging on about this :lol: 

 

Also WTF is a 'Football Issues' correspondent? 

 

They're giving the Liverpool fans content they think they'd like, see also Manchester United. A 'controversial' decision for the vast majority of clubs is forgotten about by the media not long after the match finishes, not so for these two and to a slightly lesser degree, Arsenal. 

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Gemmill

Give them the goal. Fuck it, give them 2. You still lost, now fucking shut up about it. 

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Dazzler
51 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Also WTF is a 'Football Issues' correspondent? 

In the UK it's a virgin. In the US it means he shoots five year olds in the back.

 

Hope this helps.

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Craig
59 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Give them the goal. Fuck it, give them 2. You still lost, now fucking shut up about it. 


This is it for me, like. They're banging on like it would have made a difference and/or changed the outcome of the match. You got battered, man. Fuck off!

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