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Ugly Mackems
12 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

Jacob Murphy ahead of mig :lol:

Mig could have returned days ago and played today. But didn't. He arrived back yesterday. He stayed in SA to WATCH a game when he could have got his arse in gear and got back to Tyneside earlier in the week. 

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Howmanheyman
36 minutes ago, Tom said:

 

Probably the most amusing thing you'll see concerning NUFC today. 

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essembeeofsunderland
1 minute ago, essembeeofsunderland said:

Brucey was right to leave him out then.Fine him and fuck him until we can get rid in January.

Brucey not Miggy 

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PaddockLad

Well I enjoyed that half.... had a slice of warm Higgedy sweet balsamic onion quiche & packet of plain Walkers. Now washing it down with a cup of tea and a mince pie :)

 

 

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Howmanheyman

Apparently I'm hearing that Joe Cole recons Bruce has steadied the ship and made us better defensively? 🤣

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Howmanheyman

I'm watching bein and half time is a Qatar promotion with a split arse in front of a stadium going back and forth with the two goons, Keys and Gray who thinks it's brilliant. You can even stay at one hotel throughout the tournament! :jesuswept:

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Glad he’s steadied the ship and we’re not the defensive shambles we were under the previous manager. But it’s as an attacking force where we’ve seen the real progression under Bruce. 

Edit: jinx! 

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essembeeofsunderland
4 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

nee cunt got a good stream then?

Ask on rtg.They’ll all have found a way of watching us,but if we win,you’ll not find one who will admit to watching it.

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essembeeofsunderland

Brucey’s team talk....’ Same again lads.Divvint attack.Divvint shoot.Defend on the edge of the box but don’t get close enough to put a tackle in’ 

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Dr Gloom

howay, someone share a stream ffs. otherwise i'm going to have to find a more fun way to spend saturday afternoon, such as beating my balls wafer thin with a steak tenderiser 

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essembeeofsunderland
27 minutes ago, Ugly Mackems said:

Mig could have returned days ago and played today. But didn't. He arrived back yesterday. He stayed in SA to WATCH a game when he could have got his arse in gear and got back to Tyneside earlier in the week. 

He was suspended for the second game but stayed on to watch it.

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thebrokendoll
3 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

howay, someone share a stream ffs. otherwise i'm going to have to find a more fun way to spend saturday afternoon, such as beating my balls wafer thin with a steak tenderiser 

i'm watching it on me phone with mobdro, i strongly advise you not to do the same!

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Ugly Mackems
2 minutes ago, essembeeofsunderland said:

He was suspended for the second game but stayed on to watch it.

Exactly. He could and should have been back last Monday or Tuesday at the latest. 

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Billy Whitehurst
3 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

howay, someone share a stream ffs. otherwise i'm going to have to find a more fun way to spend saturday afternoon, such as beating my balls wafer thin with a steak tenderiser 

I’d get the tenderiser out if I was you. You’ll be doing yourself a favour.

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4 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

howay, someone share a stream ffs. otherwise i'm going to have to find a more fun way to spend saturday afternoon, such as beating my balls wafer thin with a steak tenderiser 

 

Video that and put it up here so we can all laugh at what a shite steak tenderiser you’ve got.

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essembeeofsunderland
Just now, Ugly Mackems said:

Exactly. He could and should have been back last Monday or Tuesday at the latest. 

Fuck him.Get rid.

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Dr Gloom

I’ve got what sounds like Spanish commentators, which is really enhancing the experience 

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