2025/26 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️

[Gemmill 63312]

If we'd put the kids out and beat their all-stars, they'd have had to shut the A-League down. 

[Toonpack 15614]

Fuck me even the weird wildlife is scoring

 

[Gemmill 63312]

First name is Keir. 

[Gemmill 63312]

The 7th has just gone in. Some lass called Courtney-Perkins.

[Gemmill 63312]

8-0.

 

[Dr Gloom 26385]

i'm struggling to see what the point of this game has been - why fly to the other side of the world to put out a youth team to be humiliated by some aussie pros? 

[ewerk 39291]

Just now, Dr Gloom said:

i'm struggling to see what the point of this game has been - why fly to the other side of the world to put out a youth team to be humiliated by some aussie pros? 

 

Three million of the king's pounds.

[Gemmill 63312]

This is about setting the benchmark. We'll be back next year with a new crop of youngsters to see if we can only lose 6-0.

 

It's an objective measure of our progress at youth level. If you can think of a better one, contact the club. 

[MrBass 4205]

Just now, Dr Gloom said:

i'm struggling to see what the point of this game has been - why fly to the other side of the world to put out a youth team to be humiliated by some aussie pros? 

 

Publicity

[Dazzler 16216]

5 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

8-0.

 

[Gemmill 63312]

Just now, Dazzler said:

 

The ref has just stopped the fight. 

[Dazzler 16216]

4 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

i'm struggling to see what the point of this game has been - why fly to the other side of the world to put out a youth team to be humiliated by some aussie pros? 

So Howe can justify binning off this batch of youngins because they got bummed by a bunch of Aussie binmen and sparkies.

[wykikitoon 28572]

 

 

 

 

 

[Dazzler 16216]

4 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

 

 

 

 

 

Our youngins got spanked off the aussies but would still put 12 past San Marino if Howe was managing them through a match

Edited May 24, 2024 by Dazzler

[trophyshy 9006]

Hembarrassin

[MrBass 4205]

https://www.foxsports.com.au/football/premier-league/newcastle-united-lose-80-to-aleague-mens-allstars-in-melbourne-goals-football-scores/news-story/12d6563503acbb3eae6be9b1f618905b

 

[Kid Dynamite 9342]

I hope this wasn't billed as an NUFC first XI. I would be pissed off of I'd paid for a ticket and turned up to watch our reserves get spanked 

Edited May 24, 2024 by Kid Dynamite

[Dr Gloom 26385]

Just now, Kid Dynamite said:

I hope this wasn't billed as an NUFC starting XI. I would be pissed off of I'd paid for a ticket and turned up to watch our reserves get spanked 

wasn’t even the reserves tbh 

[Howmanheyman 43974]

1 hour ago, MrBass said:

https://www.foxsports.com.au/football/premier-league/newcastle-united-lose-80-to-aleague-mens-allstars-in-melbourne-goals-football-scores/news-story/12d6563503acbb3eae6be9b1f618905b

 

 

"Well done, Bruce, they're only 19."

[RobinRobin 14520]

1 hour ago, MrBass said:

https://www.foxsports.com.au/football/premier-league/newcastle-united-lose-80-to-aleague-mens-allstars-in-melbourne-goals-football-scores/news-story/12d6563503acbb3eae6be9b1f618905b

 

[OTF 10624]

2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

i'm struggling to see what the point of this game has been - why fly to the other side of the world to put out a youth team to be humiliated by some aussie pros? 

 

It was frankly a joke, however that didn't stop the Newcastle active supporter area from bringing awesome atmosphere to the stadium throughout and standing all game to watch some kids who were frankly terrible in defense get absolutely flogged.

 

Trippier and Hall were kitted up and pinging passes between each other before the game and throughout half time. I foolishly thought that Howe would bring them on at some point along with Anderson. The somewhat embarrased acknowledgement of the crowd after being unceremoniously belted was behind the onfield advertising hoardings. Hall gave his shirt to someone near the tunnel and they all disappeared down it.

 

It was thankfully all salvaged when Callum Wilson, Nick Pope, Dan Burn, Jacob Murphy, Harvey Barnes, Paul Dummett and the Mackem Slayer came out and spent some time signing autographs and taking selfies. They also threw some unused shirts from the game into the crowd. My boys caught Big Dan Burns shirt. They both got all of their signatures (minus Dummett) plus some selfies with Jacob, Nick and Shola. They were absolutely stoked about it all (so was I to be fair).

[Dr Gloom 26385]

1 minute ago, OTF said:

 

It was frankly a joke, however that didn't stop the Newcastle active supporter area from bringing awesome atmosphere to the stadium throughout and standing all game to watch some kids who were frankly terrible in defense get absolutely flogged.

 

Trippier and Hall were kitted up and pinging passes between each other before the game and throughout half time. I foolishly thought that Howe would bring them on at some point along with Anderson. The somewhat embarrased acknowledgement of the crowd after being unceremoniously belted was behind the onfield advertising hoardings. Hall gave his shirt to someone near the tunnel and they all disappeared down it.

 

It was thankfully all salvaged when Callum Wilson, Nick Pope, Dan Burn, Jacob Murphy, Harvey Barnes, Paul Dummett and the Mackem Slayer came out and spent some time signing autographs and taking selfies. They also threw some unused shirts from the game into the crowd. My boys caught Big Dan Burns shirt. They both got all of their signatures (minus Dummett) plus some selfies with Jacob, Nick and Shola. They were absolutely stoked about it all (so was I to be fair).

 

[Gemmill 63312]

That's mint, class that the kids got something to keep from the day too. 

 

Harsh of your sons to refuse Dummett's autograph, but actions have consequences and that penalty against Everton was idiotic. 

[OTF 10624]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

That's mint, class that the kids got something to keep from the day too. 

 

Harsh of your sons to refuse Dummett's autograph, but actions have consequences and that penalty against Everton was idiotic. 

 

Not sure why he didn't follow the rest of the players, but I wasn't too bothered about it due to that penalty. Getting Burn's shirt was brilliant, felt sorry for a little girl whose Dad got Dummett's shirt and then forced her to wear it.

[Gemmill 63312]

Just now, OTF said:

 

Not sure why he didn't follow the rest of the players, but I wasn't too bothered about it due to that penalty. Getting Burn's shirt was brilliant, felt sorry for a little girl whose Dad got Dummett's shirt and then forced her to wear it.

 

 

That same little girl walking out with her dad.