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Ayatollah Hermione

Fulham away is about as pleasant a draw as we could have asked for really. I’d fancy us to beat them at full strength 

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aimaad22

Aye could have been worse given our luck this season. With the fixture list and injuries relenting a bit we really should win. 

 

Chelsea drawing Villa and Spurs City is also good.  

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trophyshy
9 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

The number of times that blonde tantalisingly grasped our ball only to let it go. 

 

Ah, the old Eva Braun technique. 

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Howmanheyman

Could've been better, could've been a lot worse. I'm just staggered we haven't got a Liverpool or Man City away. By the time Spurs were drawn at home I was convinced we were getting pulled out by Mabbutt. (He had diabetes as a professional footballer, not a lot of people know that, it never used to be brought up or owt). :good:

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Holden McGroin
Just now, Gemmill said:

Chelsea v Villa

Spurs v City 

 

The field is getting nicely thinned next round if we can get through. 

As long as Liverpool stay in we’ll never win it.

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thebrokendoll
2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Chelsea v Villa

Spurs v City 

 

The field is getting nicely thinned next round if we can get through. 

 

which city?

 

sky boy.

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Monkeys Fist
4 minutes ago, Renton said:

Not delighted with a PL team away given our away form tbh. 

Aye, but they have to paint the away end black and white- these are the rules now. 

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Howmanheyman
9 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

He's not aged one bit. He's the football version of the darts kid 

 

He's the Simon Weston of White Hart Lane, the jammy cunt. :huh:

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Howmanheyman

 

 

 

It gets better, apparently she was a Man U fan in 2010! :lol:

 

 

 

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RobElliott
47 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Fulham away is about as pleasant a draw as we could have asked for really. I’d fancy us to beat them at full strength 

 

At least its not a Tranmere where half the team will get seven shades kicked out kf them!

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wykikitoon
1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

 

It gets better, apparently she was a Man U fan in 2010! :lol:

 

 

 

Aye but that's ok

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MMXXVIII
1 hour ago, Renton said:

Not delighted with a PL team away given our away form tbh. 

 

We've 2 weeks off before it. Fancy us to win as comfortably as on Saturday.

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Toonpack
9 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

 

It gets better, apparently she was a Man U fan in 2010! :lol:

 

 

 

 

It's fake, why someone would do that, it's pathetic.

 

There's a distinct lack of any outrage from any other international "fans" an all.

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The Fish

Makes sense to have people representing different parts of the fan base on the fan representative board, doesn't it?

 

There should be fans that've been going for decades and fans that are new to the whole thing. Also, I'd take three of her over one Steve Wraith. 

 

None of it really matters, it's all lip service anyway. These owners, just like any other owner, will do what helps the 'brand', do what makes the monies. 

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12 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

Could've been better, could've been a lot worse. I'm just staggered we haven't got a Liverpool or Man City away. By the time Spurs were drawn at home I was convinced we were getting pulled out by Mabbutt. (He had diabetes as a professional footballer, not a lot of people know that, it never used to be brought up or owt). :good:

 

Also, who could forget this?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45323426

 

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Dazzler

A year later and he'd gone fully grey and lost the plot to whiskey nose's mind games. Aah nostalgia, you're a cruel bitch.

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wykikitoon

I was walking home from school that day. Walked past my mam who was going out with a friend.  I was with three of my mates, all Leeds fans.

 

Mam 'Keegans sold Cole'
Me 'Nah, he wouldn't do that'

me looking at my mam I almost cried.  Looked at my mates, they're pissing themselves laughing.

Me 'Fuck off' *runs* lol 

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Gemmill
3 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

I was walking home from school that day. Walked past my mam who was going out with a friend.  I was with three of my mates, all Leeds fans.

 

Mam 'Keegans sold Cole'
Me 'Nah, he wouldn't do that'

me looking at my mam I almost cried.  Looked at my mates, they're pissing themselves laughing.

Me 'Fuck off' *runs* lol 

 

:lol:

 

I picture this like a scene from a Yorkshire version of The Machine Gunners. All grazed knees, hobnail boots and snot-caked top lips.

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